Rival intel
What you are walking into
He calls everything surveillance, then surveils your mistakes.
- Fighting style
- Neon Counter Boxing
- Finisher
- Kernel Panic Kick
- Battle Token cost
- 25 Battle Tokens
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Opponent profile
Birds-Aren't-Real Guy
He brought receipts, binoculars, and too many theories.
Birds-Aren't-Real Guy weaponizes paranoia like fight IQ, forcing reactions with constant feints and verbal static. He stays twitchy, data-hungry, and weirdly efficient at intercepting rhythm. Neon Counter Boxing turns your first committed strike into his highlight counter. Kernel Panic Kick lands like your operating system just blue-screened in public.
- Difficulty
- Nightmare
- Theme
- Meme Archetype
- Fame reward
- 320 Fame
- Battle bonus
- No bonus yet
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