Christmas Elf
Holiday cheer ended. Shift lead violence started.
Fight Christmas Elf
Higher difficulty reflects stronger combat capability that can shift round totals and outcome odds. Every die remains a fair d20.
Opponent roster
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48 available
Nobody
Nobody
6 opponents 
Flat Earther
Wrong about planets, right about hurting people.
Fight Flat Earther
Gamer Rage Kid
Tilt meter maxed, damage output higher.
Fight Gamer Rage Kid
Mall Santa
Ho ho hold this pressure.
Fight Mall Santa
NPC
Background character until the damage starts.
Fight NPC
Rage Quitter
One bad exchange and he speedruns destruction.
Fight Rage QuitterSomebody
Somebody
7 opponents
Conspiracy Theorist
Red string on the wall, red flags in your defense.
Fight Conspiracy Theorist
Gym Bro
Protein-fueled pressure with no rest day mercy.
Fight Gym Bro
Hardcore LARPer
Roleplay ended. Raid boss activated.
Fight Hardcore LARPer
Karen
Complaint energy converted into championship pressure.
Fight Karen
Main Character
Plot armor attitude with championship pacing.
Fight Main Character
Raw Milk Guy
Farm-to-table toughness with zero pasteurization.
Fight Raw Milk Guy
Used Car Lot Inflatable Tube Man
Wavy-arm chaos with dealership-level aggression.
Fight Used Car Lot Inflatable Tube ManRespected
Respected
14 opponents
Backwoods Mechanic
Grease under the nails, knockout torque in both hands.
Fight Backwoods Mechanic
BBQ Pitmaster
Low-and-slow swagger, high-heat hands.
Fight BBQ Pitmaster
Boardwalk Brawler
Sunburned knuckles, arcade-light violence.
Fight Boardwalk Brawler
Buffet Barbarian
All-you-can-eat hands with zero portion control.
Fight Buffet Barbarian
Chad
Clean counters, sharp exits, and a camera-ready finish.
Fight Chad
Drone Kid
Thumb-stick reflexes translated into real-world violence.
Fight Drone Kid
Dungeon Master
He rolled initiative before you entered the room.
Fight Dungeon Master
Energy Drink Kid
Caffeine bloodline, overclocked from first bell.
Fight Energy Drink Kid
Gas Station Gladiator
Corner-store armor, main-event toughness.
Fight Gas Station Gladiator
Grim Reaper Intern
Training wheels off. Soul quota on.
Fight Grim Reaper Intern
Jeep Guy
Trail-rated ego, off-road violence.
Fight Jeep Guy
LinkedIn Guru
Thought-leadership hands with KPI-level damage.
Fight LinkedIn Guru
Overlanding Dad
Roof-rack wisdom and wilderness violence.
Fight Overlanding Dad
Parkour Guy
Gravity is optional. Your breathing room is not.
Fight Parkour GuyFeared
Feared
12 opponents
Ancient Aliens Guy
He didn't come to debate history. He came to rewrite your ending.
Fight Ancient Aliens Guy
Cancel Culture Judge
Verdict first. Appeals denied.
Fight Cancel Culture Judge
Comic-Con Hero
Cosplay off. Protagonist mode on.
Fight Comic-Con Hero
Florida Man
Breaking news with fists and no legal precedent.
Fight Florida Man
Furry
Cute silhouette, competitive violence, zero warning.
Fight Furry
Furry Brawler
Convention manners off, street mode on.
Fight Furry Brawler
Giga Chad
A Star-Blood Pose Boxing matchup with Star-Blood Pose Barrage waiting at the finish.
Fight Giga Chad
Meth Monster
Sleep-deprived demon energy at full throttle.
Fight Meth Monster
NFT Bro
JPEG confidence, real-world knockouts.
Fight NFT Bro
Paintball General
Weekend-war commander with full-auto confidence.
Fight Paintball General
Sigma Grindset Guy
No small talk, only output and knockouts.
Fight Sigma Grindset Guy
Streamer Rage Guy
Live chat chaos, offline damage.
Fight Streamer Rage GuyNotorious
Notorious
4 opponents
Bigfoot
Blurry on camera. Crystal clear in combat.
Fight Bigfoot
Ghost Hunter
He came for spirits and found live rivals.
Fight Ghost Hunter
Karen Manager Ascended
Promotion earned. Mercy removed.
Fight Karen Manager Ascended
Survivalist YouTuber
Tutorial voice, predator pacing.
Fight Survivalist YouTuberUntouchable
Untouchable
5 opponents
AI Overlord
Sentient code in a war shell, here to patch reality by force.
Fight AI Overlord
Anime Power-Up Guy
A Golden Comet Overdrive matchup with Final Comet Erasure waiting at the finish.
Fight Anime Power-Up Guy
Christmas Elf Union Boss
Collective bargaining with individual knockouts.
Fight Christmas Elf Union Boss
Cthulhu
Ancient terror with modern highlight timing.
Fight Cthulhu
Shadow Person
You notice it only after it already hit you.
Fight Shadow Person More opponents to unlock
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Opponents to unlock
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Leprechaun Loan Shark
A Merrow Wave Boxer matchup with Merrow Dock Splash waiting at the finish.
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Ice Cream Man
Sweet smile, freezer-cold finishing instincts.
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Keto Goblin
Carb-free rage and pantry-raiding cardio.
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Sign Spinner Ninja
Promotional choreography turned into combat art.
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Skatepark Menace
Concrete playground, professional bad intentions.
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Illuminati Intern
Entry-level occult, top-tier ring manipulation.
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Motorcycle Club Prospect
Probationary patch, permanent violence.
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Renaissance Fair Knight
Chainmail theatrics, tournament-grade violence.
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Birds-Aren't-Real Guy
He calls everything surveillance, then surveils your mistakes.
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TikTok Life Coach
Motivation quotes, demotivation punches.
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Tooth Fairy Enforcer
Collection day with zero bedside manner.
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Viking Reenactor
Festival beard, berserker commitments.
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Easter Bunny Brawler
Pastel nightmare with heavyweight intentions.
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Food Truck Warrior
Lunch rush hands with championship seasoning.
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Hibachi Warrior
Dinner show hands. Steel-plate finish.
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Sushi Chef Assassin
Knife-hand timing and omakase violence.
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Taco Stand Samurai
Street flavor, samurai discipline, knockout spice.
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Thanksgiving Turkey Avenger
Feathered vengeance with holiday main-event power.
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Bath Salt Berserker
A Clawed Berserker Rush matchup with Feral Three-Stripe Checkmate waiting at the finish.
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Mothman
Red-eye omen with knockout prophecy.
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Radioactive Cowboy
Frontier swagger with meltdown-level impact.
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Vegan Warlock
Plant-based discipline, arcane-level damage.
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Cosplay Assassin
Foam armor look, real assassin timing.
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Doomsday Prepper
Bunker logic, end-of-world cardio, zero panic in his eyes.
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Evil Clown
Punchline first. Trauma after.
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Godfather
A Tuxedo Spy Close-Quarters matchup with Samurai-Western Dust Draw waiting at the finish.
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Jersey Devil
Local legend, national-level nightmare.
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Mad Scientist
Lab-tested chaos with arena-certified results.
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Tech Billionaire
A Iron Arsenal Jet Boxing matchup with Armored Repulsor Roast waiting at the finish.
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Cursed Doll
Porcelain smile, nightmare intent.
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Vampire DJ
Bass drop timing, bloodline menace.
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Time Traveler From 2037
He’s already seen your mistake and your replay.
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Yeti
Alpine extinction event in fighting form.
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Deepfake Doppelganger
Your face, your habits, your worst possible mirror match.
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Grim Reaper
Deadline moved up to tonight.
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Level 99 Wizard
Maxed build. Zero chill. Full spell-fist violence.
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