Cinematic AI Battle Videos

YourEpicBattle

Upload a clear full-body photo, fight a ridiculous viral opponent, and receive a 60-second cinematic MP4 after the final render succeeds.

Fight Opponent costs 25 Battle Tokens. Callouts hold 40 Battle Tokens. Tokens spend only after successful final MP4 upload.
Battle Tokens 25

Minimum for one opponent fight

Callout Hold 40

Held until accepted and rendered

Badge Value Hidden

Difficulty matters, exact math stays private

Render Rule MP4 first

Tokens spend only after final upload

MVP

The Arena Loop

Upload yourself, pick a viral opponent, confirm the cost, let the backend roll D20 plus hidden bonuses, and wait for the final MP4.

Payments

Trust Rules

Failed safety, render, upload, or callback steps release holds instead of spending Battle Tokens.

Final MP4 appears here after R2 upload and backend callback success.
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