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AI Overlord
Your toaster got a crown and chose violence.
Final Boss
Ancient Aliens Guy
He has evidence, hair volume, and no off switch.
Legendary
Anime Power-Up Guy
He has been screaming since episode three.
Nightmare
Backwoods Mechanic
That wrench has fixed worse problems than you.
Nightmare
Bath Salt Berserker
Pure chaos with a loading screen.
Final Boss18+
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