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Evil Clown
Laugh track unavailable. Run anyway.
Difficulty Feared
Fighting style Urban Slapstick Kung Fu
Unlocks at 12 fights
Higher difficulty reflects stronger combat capability that can shift round totals and outcome odds. Every die remains a fair d20.
Know your opponent
Meet Evil Clown
Read Evil Clown's card from Urban Slapstick Kung Fu through Slasher Lights-Out Lunge; Jump Scare Bell rounds out the setup.
"Punchline first. Trauma after."
— Evil Clown
Check their difficulty and loadout, then build a fighter who can take them on.
The scouting report
Listed loadout
Opponent loadout
See the fighting style, finisher, and item this opponent brings to a battle.
Loadout details
Evil Clown
- Difficulty
- Feared
- Fighting style
- Urban Slapstick Kung Fu
- Finisher
- Slasher Lights-Out Lunge
- Item
- Jump Scare Bell
Compare their setup with yours before you start the battle.
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