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Flat Earther
He lost to gravity and blamed the map.
Difficulty Nobody
Fighting style Porch Light Kickboxing
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Higher difficulty reflects stronger combat capability that can shift round totals and outcome odds. Every die remains a fair d20.
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Meet Flat Earther
Flat Earther brings Porch Light Kickboxing, Porchlight Pop, and Cardboard Spaceship Shield. Build for all three, not only the opening.
"Wrong about planets, right about hurting people."
— Flat Earther
Check their difficulty and loadout, then build a fighter who can take them on.
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Listed loadout
Opponent loadout
See the fighting style, finisher, and item this opponent brings to a battle.
Loadout details
Flat Earther
- Difficulty
- Nobody
- Fighting style
- Porch Light Kickboxing
- Finisher
- Porchlight Pop
- Item
- Cardboard Spaceship Shield
Compare their setup with yours before you start the battle.
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