Conspiracy Theorist
Red string on the wall, red flags in your defense.
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Opponent · Somebody
Used Car Lot Inflatable Tube Man
Bad credit, worse footwork, maximum flail.
Difficulty Somebody
Fighting style Urban Slapstick Kung Fu
Unlocks at 0 fights
Higher difficulty reflects stronger combat capability that can shift round totals and outcome odds. Every die remains a fair d20.
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Meet Used Car Lot Inflatable Tube Man
Read Used Car Lot Inflatable Tube Man's card from Urban Slapstick Kung Fu through Foam Hammer Shame Bell; Backlot Wind Fan rounds out the setup.
"Wavy-arm chaos with dealership-level aggression."
— Used Car Lot Inflatable Tube Man
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Used Car Lot Inflatable Tube Man
- Difficulty
- Somebody
- Fighting style
- Urban Slapstick Kung Fu
- Finisher
- Foam Hammer Shame Bell
- Item
- Backlot Wind Fan
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