A woman in a hoodie and jeans holds a glowing baseball bat beside a rack of powered battle tools in a televised arena
244 weapons

Weapons

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Your weapon takes over your fighting style and finisher for the battle. See how each one fights, finishes, and unlocks.

Showing 244 weapons

Common Rank

Common 35 weapons

See how each weapon attacks, defends, and finishes the fight.

Beginner Wand of Sparks weapon
Common Wand

Beginner Wand of Sparks

Spark wand; weak, lucky, comic.

How you fight
Adds tiny magic and luck.
Final move
Tiny spark misfires into comic launch.
100Fame 60% drop chance
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Cardboard Shield Bat weapon
Common Bat-Shield

Cardboard Shield Bat

Improvised kit; scrappy, funny, weak.

How you fight
Adds basic block-and-swing play.
Final move
Cardboard bash creates harmless comic knockback.
100Fame 60% drop chance
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Coupon Roll Nunchucks weapon
Common Comedy Flail

Coupon Roll Nunchucks

rolled coupon nunchucks that spin fast, look dumb, sting pride

How you fight
Precise prop-weapon pressure with readable openings and counters.
Final move
Optional final flourish with rolled coupon nunchucks that spin fast, look dumb, sting pride; decisive, funny, non-gory.
100Fame 60% drop chance
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Foam Tutorial Hammer weapon
Common Hammer

Foam Tutorial Hammer

Foam hammer; safe, loud, absurd.

How you fight
Adds training-room comedy.
Final move
Shame-bell bonk finishes safely.
100Fame 60% drop chance
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Rusty Coin-Op Pipe weapon
Common Pipe

Rusty Coin-Op Pipe

Pipe; basic, punchy, retro.

How you fight
Adds simple street-brawler reach.
Final move
Retro pipe hit triggers cabinet shake.
100Fame 60% drop chance
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Starter Wooden Sword weapon
Common Sword

Starter Wooden Sword

Wood sword; simple, fair, classic.

How you fight
Adds starter melee identity.
Final move
Victory tap gets oversized slow-mo.
100Fame 60% drop chance
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Trashcan Lid Shield weapon
Common improvised shield

Trashcan Lid Shield

improvised trashcan shield, readable silhouette

How you fight
improvised shield spacing with fair counterplay
Final move
Trashcan Lid Shield clean KO beat
150Fame 60% drop chance
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Trash Lid Buckler weapon
Common buckler

Trash Lid Buckler

a dented trash lid used for basic blocks, comic clang counters

How you fight
Chaotic prop-weapon pressure with readable openings and counters.
Final move
Optional final flourish with a dented trash lid used for basic blocks, comic clang counters; decisive, funny, non-gory.
200Fame 60% drop chance
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Newsprint Knockout Gloves weapon
Common gloves

Newsprint Knockout Gloves

old-school boxing gloves, readable silhouette

How you fight
gloves spacing with fair counterplay
Final move
Newsprint Knockout Gloves clean KO beat
225Fame 60% drop chance
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Cardboard Champion Sword weapon
Common sword

Cardboard Champion Sword

cardboard sword

How you fight
Basic slash comedy
Final move
Cardboard Crown Cut: sword folds dramatically and still lands the hit
250Fame 60% drop chance
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Comedy Rice Paddle weapon
Common paddle

Comedy Rice Paddle

oversized rice paddle weaponized by pure disrespect

How you fight
Stand-up weapon pressure: paddle slaps, spinning smacks, dinner-bell finisher. No autonomous summons, firearm realism, pins, or ground work.
Final move
Weapon-flavored finisher accent: paddle slaps, spinning smacks, dinner-bell finisher; decisive, readable, non-gory.
250Fame 60% drop chance
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Common Foil Pan weapon
Common pan

Common Foil Pan

foil frying pan

How you fight
Comedic close-range defense
Final move
Fake Rare Clang: pan flashes and bonks the opponent into a spin
250Fame 60% drop chance
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Convenience Umbrella Blade weapon
Common umbrella

Convenience Umbrella Blade

cheap umbrella held like a sacred blade

How you fight
Stand-up weapon pressure: umbrella thrusts, pop-open blocks, rainy-day bonk finisher. No autonomous summons, firearm realism, pins, or ground work.
Final move
Weapon-flavored finisher accent: umbrella thrusts, pop-open blocks, rainy-day bonk finisher; decisive, readable, non-gory.
250Fame 60% drop chance
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Holiday High-Rise Tape Fists weapon
Common Hand wraps

Holiday High-Rise Tape Fists

hands wrapped in office tape and bad decisions

How you fight
desperate office-survivor fighting
Final move
Tape-fist combo sends opponent sliding through wrapping paper
250Fame 60% drop chance
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Kitchen-Sink Survival Pan weapon
Common Pan

Kitchen-Sink Survival Pan

cast-iron pan used with pure panic

How you fight
domestic improvised defense
Final move
Pan gong-smash launches a comedy shock ring
250Fame 60% drop chance
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Monster Movie Torch weapon
Common Torch

Monster Movie Torch

safe theatrical torch prop with heroic mob energy

How you fight
fearful but brave creature-feature pressure
Final move
Torch flare forms a harmless fire circle that scares opponent into a stumble
250Fame 60% drop chance
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Plastic Coin Knuckles weapon
Common knuckles

Plastic Coin Knuckles

plastic coin knuckles

How you fight
Tiny lucky punch pressure
Final move
Lucky Pocket Pop: coins rattle and a tiny glowing punch lands clean
250Fame 60% drop chance
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Rookie Hero Gloves weapon
Common gloves

Rookie Hero Gloves

simple padded gloves with too much confidence stitched into them

How you fight
Stand-up weapon pressure: jab-cross strings, glove parries, rookie uppercut finisher. No autonomous summons, firearm realism, pins, or ground work.
Final move
Weapon-flavored finisher accent: jab-cross strings, glove parries, rookie uppercut finisher; decisive, readable, non-gory.
250Fame 60% drop chance
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School-Locker Bo Staff weapon
Common Staff

School-Locker Bo Staff

collapsible staff made from locker-room junk

How you fight
beginner dojo-meets-high-school energy
Final move
Staff twirl accidentally creates a wind burst that drops opponent
250Fame 60% drop chance
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Sidekick Spark Baton weapon
Common baton

Sidekick Spark Baton

tiny spark baton that looks weak until it lands clean

How you fight
Stand-up weapon pressure: spark taps, nervous feints, surprise pop finisher. No autonomous summons, firearm realism, pins, or ground work.
Final move
Weapon-flavored finisher accent: spark taps, nervous feints, surprise pop finisher; decisive, readable, non-gory.
250Fame 60% drop chance
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Starter Deck Staff weapon
Common staff

Starter Deck Staff

plain starter staff

How you fight
Basic spacing, clean pokes
Final move
Starter Staff Sendoff: simple staff thrust launches the opponent just enough to be funny
250Fame 60% drop chance
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Table Corner Shield weapon
Common shield

Table Corner Shield

table-corner shield

How you fight
Simple turtle defense
Final move
Table Ruling Rebound: shield absorbs one hit and pops the opponent backward
250Fame 60% drop chance
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Teen Monster Flash Camera weapon
Common Camera

Teen Monster Flash Camera

old camera flash that stuns monsters and egos

How you fight
nervous monster-movie survival
Final move
Huge flash leaves opponent seeing cartoon stars
250Fame 60% drop chance
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Training Arc Wooden Sword weapon
Common wooden sword

Training Arc Wooden Sword

plain wooden practice sword treated like a legendary relic

How you fight
Stand-up weapon pressure: basic swings, panic blocks, lucky overhead finisher. No autonomous summons, firearm realism, pins, or ground work.
Final move
Weapon-flavored finisher accent: basic swings, panic blocks, lucky overhead finisher; decisive, readable, non-gory.
250Fame 60% drop chance
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Gutter Smoke Pellets weapon
Common smoke pellets

Gutter Smoke Pellets

cheap smoke pellets, readable silhouette

How you fight
smoke pellets spacing with fair counterplay
Final move
Gutter Smoke Pellets clean KO beat
300Fame 60% drop chance
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Office Ruler Blade weapon
Common short blade

Office Ruler Blade

a giant ruler blade for safe slapstick chops, desk-warrior swagger

How you fight
Precise prop-weapon pressure with readable openings and counters.
Final move
Optional final flourish with a giant ruler blade for safe slapstick chops, desk-warrior swagger; decisive, funny, non-gory.
300Fame 60% drop chance
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Griffin Talon Claws weapon
Common talon claws

Griffin Talon Claws

strap-on talon claws with feather flash; origin: griffins as eagle-lion guardians. Original design only.

How you fight
Close-range spacing tool for clashes, parries, counters, recoil gags, and big readable hits; no firearm behavior.
Final move
Griffin Talon Claws finishes on strap-on talon claws with feather flash; origin: griffins as eagle-lion guardians. Original design only.
340Fame 60% drop chance
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Cardboard Cape Clip weapon
Common cape clip

Cardboard Cape Clip

DIY cape clasp, readable silhouette

How you fight
cape clip spacing with fair counterplay
Final move
Cardboard Cape Clip clean KO beat
375Fame 60% drop chance
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Foam Finger Lance weapon
Common lance

Foam Finger Lance

a ridiculous foam lance that pokes egos harder than bodies

How you fight
Simple prop-weapon pressure with readable openings and counters.
Final move
Optional final flourish with a ridiculous foam lance that pokes egos harder than bodies; decisive, funny, non-gory.
400Fame 60% drop chance
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Sidewalk Spark Wand weapon
Common spark wand

Sidewalk Spark Wand

cheap spark wand, readable silhouette

How you fight
spark wand spacing with fair counterplay
Final move
Sidewalk Spark Wand clean KO beat
450Fame 60% drop chance
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Brownie Copper Ladle weapon
Common ladle

Brownie Copper Ladle

heavy copper kitchen ladle used with furious dignity; origin: brownie household spirits. Original design only.

How you fight
Close-range spacing tool for clashes, parries, counters, recoil gags, and big readable hits; no firearm behavior.
Final move
Brownie Copper Ladle finishes on heavy copper kitchen ladle used with furious dignity; origin: brownie household spirits. Original design only.
477Fame 60% drop chance
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Cafeteria Tray Shield weapon
Common shield

Cafeteria Tray Shield

a cafeteria tray shield that blocks hits with lunch-line dignity

How you fight
Simple prop-weapon pressure with readable openings and counters.
Final move
Optional final flourish with a cafeteria tray shield that blocks hits with lunch-line dignity; decisive, funny, non-gory.
500Fame 60% drop chance
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Selkie Driftwood Cane weapon
Common driftwood cane

Selkie Driftwood Cane

salt-smooth driftwood cane with seal-skin ribbons; origin: selkie sea-folk. Original design only.

How you fight
Close-range spacing tool for clashes, parries, counters, recoil gags, and big readable hits; no firearm behavior.
Final move
Selkie Driftwood Cane finishes on salt-smooth driftwood cane with seal-skin ribbons; origin: selkie sea-folk. Original design only.
614Fame 60% drop chance
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Goblin Toll Knife weapon
Common short knife

Goblin Toll Knife

cheap little toll knife with a ridiculous ledger charm; origin: goblin trickster folklore. Original design only.

How you fight
Close-range spacing tool for clashes, parries, counters, recoil gags, and big readable hits; no firearm behavior.
Final move
Goblin Toll Knife finishes on cheap little toll knife with a ridiculous ledger charm; origin: goblin trickster folklore. Original design only.
751Fame 60% drop chance
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Nymph Vine Whip weapon
Common vine whip

Nymph Vine Whip

living vine whip with leaf-snap motion; origin: nymph nature spirits. Original design only.

How you fight
Close-range spacing tool for clashes, parries, counters, recoil gags, and big readable hits; no firearm behavior.
Final move
Nymph Vine Whip finishes on living vine whip with leaf-snap motion; origin: nymph nature spirits. Original design only.
888Fame 60% drop chance
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Uncommon Rank

Uncommon 55 weapons

Each weapon takes over both your fighting style and finisher.

Bug-Catcher Shock Net weapon
Uncommon Net

Bug-Catcher Shock Net

Shock net; playful, controlling, light.

How you fight
Adds momentary snare visuals, no holds.
Final move
Net zap spin releases into launch.
250Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Checkpoint Flag Spear weapon
Uncommon Spear

Checkpoint Flag Spear

Flag spear; simple, heroic, silly.

How you fight
Adds pokes and checkpoint morale.
Final move
Flagpole pop launches opponent upward.
250Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Coin Brick Hammer weapon
Uncommon Hammer

Coin Brick Hammer

Brick hammer; simple, bouncy, funny.

How you fight
Adds basic slapstick impact.
Final move
Coin-shower bonk finishes with safe pop.
250Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Dungeon Torch Saber weapon
Uncommon Flame Saber

Dungeon Torch Saber

Torch Saber; spooky, simple, bright.

How you fight
Adds short flame pressure.
Final move
Torch uppercut pops with candle sparks.
250Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Mini Mana Staff weapon
Uncommon Staff

Mini Mana Staff

Mana staff; simple, magical, comic.

How you fight
Adds small spell bursts and spacing.
Final move
Mana misfire creates oversized pop.
250Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Pit-Stop Wrenchblade weapon
Uncommon Tool Blade

Pit-Stop Wrenchblade

Wrenchblade; scrappy, quick, slapstick.

How you fight
Adds mechanic feints and close pressure.
Final move
Tire-smoke wrench pop launches.
250Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Retro Laser Zapper weapon
Uncommon Arcade Blaster

Retro Laser Zapper

Toy blaster; retro, light, arcade.

How you fight
Adds harmless-looking ranged pressure.
Final move
Zapper flash launches with retro UI pop.
250Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Rhythm Bass Knuckles weapon
Uncommon Knuckles

Rhythm Bass Knuckles

Bass knuckles; rhythmic, flashy, fun.

How you fight
Adds tempo timing and punch spark.
Final move
Bass drop punch sends comic shockwave.
250Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Breakroom Mug Hammer weapon
Uncommon hammer

Breakroom Mug Hammer

a coffee-mug hammer that splashes caffeine sparks on impact

How you fight
Fast prop-weapon pressure with readable openings and counters.
Final move
Optional final flourish with a coffee-mug hammer that splashes caffeine sparks on impact; decisive, funny, non-gory.
600Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Porch Rail Club weapon
Uncommon club

Porch Rail Club

a cracked porch-rail club used for simple heavy swings, stubborn blocks

How you fight
Chaotic prop-weapon pressure with readable openings and counters.
Final move
Optional final flourish with a cracked porch-rail club used for simple heavy swings, stubborn blocks; decisive, funny, non-gory.
600Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Speedstorm Boots weapon
Uncommon boots

Speedstorm Boots

lightning speed boots, readable silhouette

How you fight
boots spacing with fair counterplay
Final move
Speedstorm Boots clean KO beat
700Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Cyber Lawman Arm Emitter weapon
Uncommon Stylized prop-light weapon

Cyber Lawman Arm Emitter

metal forearm emitter with heavy servo recoil and blue warning lights

How you fight
precise lawman pressure with heavy blocks and stun-light counters
Final move
blue stun flash freezes the pose, then comic knockback
750Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Disco Space Laser Baton weapon
Uncommon Light baton

Disco Space Laser Baton

a glowing baton with ridiculous disco-era sci-fi swagger

How you fight
flashy retro duel rhythm
Final move
Baton disco-flashes a harmless starburst that makes opponent pose against their will
750Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Opera Phantom Cape Blade weapon
Uncommon Rapier

Opera Phantom Cape Blade

cape conceals a thin stage blade and melodramatic flair

How you fight
theatrical misdirection
Final move
Cape swallows the frame; rapier light streak pops opponent into a dramatic bow
750Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Saloon Chair Shield weapon
Uncommon Chair shield

Saloon Chair Shield

a breakaway chair used like a shield and slapstick weapon

How you fight
barroom improvised brawling
Final move
Chair explodes into harmless sawdust as opponent ragdoll-spins
750Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Toy-Room Plastic Saber weapon
Uncommon Toy sword

Toy-Room Plastic Saber

toy-like glowing plastic sword scaled into heroic combat

How you fight
small-hero agility
Final move
A giant toy-box spring launches opponent into pillows
750Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Treasure Map Compass Dagger weapon
Uncommon Dagger

Treasure Map Compass Dagger

compass dagger that points to weak angles

How you fight
adventure puzzle-fighter style
Final move
Compass spins wildly then triggers a trapdoor-shaped light burst
750Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Young Wizard Spark Wand weapon
Uncommon Wand

Young Wizard Spark Wand

generic spark wand channeling harmless bursts

How you fight
nervous spell-duel spacing
Final move
Wand misfires into a giant harmless sparkle blast that embarrasses opponent
750Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Zombie Mall Cricket Bat weapon
Uncommon Bat

Zombie Mall Cricket Bat

sporting bat with mall-survival swagger

How you fight
awkward survivor aggression
Final move
Bat homerun sends opponent into a pile of harmless foam sale signs
750Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Receipt Tape Whip weapon
Uncommon Flexible Prop

Receipt Tape Whip

a long receipt-tape whip that snaps around attacks, yanks camera focus

How you fight
Precise prop-weapon pressure with readable openings and counters.
Final move
Optional final flourish with a long receipt-tape whip that snaps around attacks, yanks camera focus; decisive, funny, non-gory.
825Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Blue Spirit Knuckle Wraps weapon
Uncommon wraps

Blue Spirit Knuckle Wraps

hand wraps glowing with scrappy blue energy

How you fight
Stand-up weapon pressure: boxing combos, spirit hooks, blue burst finisher. No autonomous summons, firearm realism, pins, or ground work.
Final move
Weapon-flavored finisher accent: boxing combos, spirit hooks, blue burst finisher; decisive, readable, non-gory.
850Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Lightning Sole Greaves weapon
Uncommon greaves

Lightning Sole Greaves

yellow-spark greaves for one-step acceleration

How you fight
Stand-up weapon pressure: flash kicks, skid dodges, thunder heel finisher. No autonomous summons, firearm realism, pins, or ground work.
Final move
Weapon-flavored finisher accent: flash kicks, skid dodges, thunder heel finisher; decisive, readable, non-gory.
850Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Micro-Giant Belt weapon
Uncommon belt

Micro-Giant Belt

size-shift belt, readable silhouette

How you fight
belt spacing with fair counterplay
Final move
Micro-Giant Belt clean KO beat
850Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Mini Glyph Shield weapon
Uncommon shield

Mini Glyph Shield

palm-sized shield emitting simple geometric glyphs

How you fight
Stand-up weapon pressure: shield jabs, glyph blocks, floor-pop finisher. No autonomous summons, firearm realism, pins, or ground work.
Final move
Weapon-flavored finisher accent: shield jabs, glyph blocks, floor-pop finisher; decisive, readable, non-gory.
850Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Moonbeam Ribbon Lash weapon
Uncommon ribbon lash

Moonbeam Ribbon Lash

glowing ribbon lash with moonbeam sparkle trails

How you fight
Stand-up weapon pressure: ribbon snaps, spiral guards, moonbeam wrap finisher. No autonomous summons, firearm realism, pins, or ground work.
Final move
Weapon-flavored finisher accent: ribbon snaps, spiral guards, moonbeam wrap finisher; decisive, readable, non-gory.
850Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Noir Bounty Shades weapon
Uncommon tech shades

Noir Bounty Shades

combat shades projecting aim lines and smug confidence

How you fight
Stand-up weapon pressure: counter-punch guidance, dodge prompts, close-up kick finisher. No autonomous summons, firearm realism, pins, or ground work.
Final move
Weapon-flavored finisher accent: counter-punch guidance, dodge prompts, close-up kick finisher; decisive, readable, non-gory.
850Fame 27.4% drop chance
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School Duel Baton weapon
Uncommon baton

School Duel Baton

collapsible baton with dramatic student-rival energy

How you fight
Stand-up weapon pressure: baton jabs, spinning taps, detention bell finisher. No autonomous summons, firearm realism, pins, or ground work.
Final move
Weapon-flavored finisher accent: baton jabs, spinning taps, detention bell finisher; decisive, readable, non-gory.
850Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Training Weight Bracers weapon
Uncommon bracers

Training Weight Bracers

heavy wrist bracers that crack the floor when removed

How you fight
Stand-up weapon pressure: weighted punches, guard blocks, weight-drop powerup finisher. No autonomous summons, firearm realism, pins, or ground work.
Final move
Weapon-flavored finisher accent: weighted punches, guard blocks, weight-drop powerup finisher; decisive, readable, non-gory.
850Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Troll Bridge Club weapon
Uncommon bridge club

Troll Bridge Club

ugly stone-and-wood toll club; origin: bridge troll folklore. Original design only.

How you fight
Close-range spacing tool for clashes, parries, counters, recoil gags, and big readable hits; no firearm behavior.
Final move
Troll Bridge Club finishes on ugly stone-and-wood toll club; origin: bridge troll folklore. Original design only.
993Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Barbarian Cover Sword weapon
Uncommon sword

Barbarian Cover Sword

pulp barbarian sword, readable silhouette

How you fight
sword spacing with fair counterplay
Final move
Barbarian Cover Sword clean KO beat
1,000Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Binder Spine Club weapon
Uncommon club

Binder Spine Club

binder-spine club

How you fight
Heavy casual swings, goofy confidence
Final move
Bulk Rare Bonk: club glows with worthless foil energy and smacks a clean launch
1,000Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Booster Wrapper Nunchaku weapon
Uncommon nunchaku

Booster Wrapper Nunchaku

wrapper-chain chucks

How you fight
Flashy spinning nuisance weapon
Final move
Wrapper Whirl: foil spirals blur the shot and land one slapstick launch hit
1,000Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Card Sleeve Buckler weapon
Uncommon buckler

Card Sleeve Buckler

clear sleeve buckler

How you fight
Steady defense, simple counter taps
Final move
Mint Condition Counter: buckler shines and returns the attack with interest
1,000Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Draw Phase Baton weapon
Uncommon baton

Draw Phase Baton

draw-step baton

How you fight
Simple opening-strike weapon rhythm
Final move
Opening Hand Pop: baton appears on beat and launches the opponent with a quick strike
1,000Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Mana Pebble Sling weapon
Uncommon sling

Mana Pebble Sling

mana pebble sling

How you fight
Distance pokes, nuisance control
Final move
Mana Pebble Barrage: five stones orbit then pelt the opponent into a launch
1,000Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Playmat Edge Shield weapon
Uncommon shield

Playmat Edge Shield

rubber playmat shield

How you fight
Lane control, soft comedic blocks
Final move
Mat Edge Bounce: shield rebounds the opponent like a bad tabletop ruling
1,000Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Prize Ticket Whip weapon
Uncommon whip

Prize Ticket Whip

ticket-strip whip

How you fight
Long-range flicks, trophy taunts
Final move
Claim Ticket Crack: whip writes a gold line through the air and pops the opponent back
1,000Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Shuffle Chain weapon
Uncommon chain

Shuffle Chain

card-chain whip

How you fight
Rhythmic mid-range pressure
Final move
Perfect Shuffle Snap: chain ripples and cracks a clean cinematic hit
1,000Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Centaur Charge Staff weapon
Uncommon charge staff

Centaur Charge Staff

two-handed charge staff with hoofbeat rhythm marks; origin: centaur archers, especially Chiron. Original design only.

How you fight
Close-range spacing tool for clashes, parries, counters, recoil gags, and big readable hits; no firearm behavior.
Final move
Centaur Charge Staff finishes on two-handed charge staff with hoofbeat rhythm marks; origin: centaur archers, especially Chiron. Original design only.
1,046Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Cone Shield Buckler weapon
Uncommon buckler

Cone Shield Buckler

a traffic-cone buckler for silly but readable defensive counters

How you fight
Scrappy prop-weapon pressure with readable openings and counters.
Final move
Optional final flourish with a traffic-cone buckler for silly but readable defensive counters; decisive, funny, non-gory.
1,050Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Anansi Thread Daggers weapon
Uncommon thread daggers

Anansi Thread Daggers

paired web-thread daggers with prankster traps; origin: Anansi the spider trickster. Original design only.

How you fight
Close-range spacing tool for clashes, parries, counters, recoil gags, and big readable hits; no firearm behavior.
Final move
Anansi Thread Daggers finishes on paired web-thread daggers with prankster traps; origin: Anansi the spider trickster. Original design only.
1,130Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Cosmic Trash Blaster weapon
Uncommon stylized energy prop

Cosmic Trash Blaster

small mercenary space blaster, readable silhouette

How you fight
blaster spacing with fair counterplay
Final move
Cosmic Trash Blaster clean KO beat
1,150Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Cyclops Forge Maul weapon
Uncommon forge maul

Cyclops Forge Maul

single-eye forge maul with anvil sparks; origin: Cyclopes as divine smiths. Original design only.

How you fight
Close-range spacing tool for clashes, parries, counters, recoil gags, and big readable hits; no firearm behavior.
Final move
Cyclops Forge Maul finishes on single-eye forge maul with anvil sparks; origin: Cyclopes as divine smiths. Original design only.
1,183Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Golem Brick Knuckles weapon
Uncommon brick knuckles

Golem Brick Knuckles

brick-and-clay knuckles with Hebrew letter glow; origin: Golem clay guardian folklore. Original design only.

How you fight
Close-range spacing tool for clashes, parries, counters, recoil gags, and big readable hits; no firearm behavior.
Final move
Golem Brick Knuckles finishes on brick-and-clay knuckles with Hebrew letter glow; origin: Golem clay guardian folklore. Original design only.
1,267Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Broomstick Bo Staff weapon
Uncommon staff

Broomstick Bo Staff

a clean wooden bo staff for slapstick spins, precise body taps

How you fight
Scrappy prop-weapon pressure with readable openings and counters.
Final move
Optional final flourish with a clean wooden bo staff for slapstick spins, precise body taps; decisive, funny, non-gory.
1,275Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Snack Skewer Rapier weapon
Uncommon rapier

Snack Skewer Rapier

a long skewer rapier for quick pokes, dramatic food-truck duelist flair

How you fight
Precise prop-weapon pressure with readable openings and counters.
Final move
Optional final flourish with a long skewer rapier for quick pokes, dramatic food-truck duelist flair; decisive, funny, non-gory.
1,275Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Rookie Sidekick Staff weapon
Uncommon staff

Rookie Sidekick Staff

acrobatic sidekick staff, readable silhouette

How you fight
staff spacing with fair counterplay
Final move
Rookie Sidekick Staff clean KO beat
1,300Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Merrow Coral Saber weapon
Uncommon coral saber

Merrow Coral Saber

curved coral saber with saltwater shimmer; origin: merrow sea-folk. Original design only.

How you fight
Close-range spacing tool for clashes, parries, counters, recoil gags, and big readable hits; no firearm behavior.
Final move
Merrow Coral Saber finishes on curved coral saber with saltwater shimmer; origin: merrow sea-folk. Original design only.
1,320Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Satyr Panpipe Baton weapon
Uncommon baton

Satyr Panpipe Baton

panpipe baton that bonks in rhythm; origin: satyrs and Pan's pipes. Original design only.

How you fight
Close-range spacing tool for clashes, parries, counters, recoil gags, and big readable hits; no firearm behavior.
Final move
Satyr Panpipe Baton finishes on panpipe baton that bonks in rhythm; origin: satyrs and Pan's pipes. Original design only.
1,404Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Pulp Ray Pistol weapon
Uncommon stylized energy prop

Pulp Ray Pistol

retro comic ray pistol, readable silhouette

How you fight
ray pistol spacing with fair counterplay
Final move
Pulp Ray Pistol clean KO beat
1,450Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Tengu Feather Tonfa weapon
Uncommon wind tonfa

Tengu Feather Tonfa

short feather tonfa with wind-snap parries; origin: tengu mountain spirits. Original design only.

How you fight
Close-range spacing tool for clashes, parries, counters, recoil gags, and big readable hits; no firearm behavior.
Final move
Tengu Feather Tonfa finishes on short feather tonfa with wind-snap parries; origin: tengu mountain spirits. Original design only.
1,457Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Keyboard Tonfa weapon
Uncommon tonfa

Keyboard Tonfa

two keyboard tonfas that clack with every block, counter

How you fight
Precise prop-weapon pressure with readable openings and counters.
Final move
Optional final flourish with two keyboard tonfas that clack with every block, counter; decisive, funny, non-gory.
1,500Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Plastic Crown Sword weapon
Uncommon sword

Plastic Crown Sword

a cheap-looking crown sword that somehow hits with royal disrespect

How you fight
Scrappy prop-weapon pressure with readable openings and counters.
Final move
Optional final flourish with a cheap-looking crown sword that somehow hits with royal disrespect; decisive, funny, non-gory.
1,500Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Mutant Training Bracers weapon
Uncommon bracers

Mutant Training Bracers

academy power bracers, readable silhouette

How you fight
bracers spacing with fair counterplay
Final move
Mutant Training Bracers clean KO beat
1,600Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Street Riot Tonfas weapon
Uncommon tonfas

Street Riot Tonfas

urban vigilante tonfas, readable silhouette

How you fight
tonfas spacing with fair counterplay
Final move
Street Riot Tonfas clean KO beat
1,750Fame 27.4% drop chance
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Rare Rank

Rare 49 weapons

Compare combat motion, final moves, and unlock methods.

Arcade Dragon Upper Gloves weapon
Rare Gloves

Arcade Dragon Upper Gloves

Power gloves; punchy, explosive, fair.

How you fight
Adds counterpunch pressure and flash.
Final move
Dragon upper launches with arcade flame.
600Fame 11% drop chance
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Dustland Deadeye Hand-Caster weapon
Rare Hand-Caster

Dustland Deadeye Hand-Caster

Deadeye caster; precise, dusty, non-realistic.

How you fight
Adds timing pressure, not firearm realism.
Final move
Dust-ring burst launches with comic swagger.
600Fame 11% drop chance
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Monster Tamer Shock Disc weapon
Rare Element Disc

Monster Tamer Shock Disc

Element Disc; tactical, bright, non-creature.

How you fight
Adds elemental feints without summoning fighters.
Final move
Element disc storm pops a short launch.
600Fame 11% drop chance
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Orbital Overshield Pulse Caster weapon
Rare Pulse Caster

Orbital Overshield Pulse Caster

Shielded pulse caster; tactical, bright, fair.

How you fight
Adds shield-safe bursts with recharge pauses.
Final move
Shield pop pulse creates clean launch.
600Fame 11% drop chance
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Pixel Pickaxe Prime weapon
Rare Pickaxe

Pixel Pickaxe Prime

Pickaxe; crafty, compact, funny.

How you fight
Adds mining-style angles and cover pokes.
Final move
Voxel anvil pop creates comic launch.
600Fame 11% drop chance
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Puzzle Block Dropper weapon
Rare Grid Staff

Puzzle Block Dropper

Puzzle staff; positional, clever, fair.

How you fight
Adds temporary lanes, not full traps.
Final move
Line clear burst launches opponent upward.
600Fame 11% drop chance
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Survival Horror Flash Baton weapon
Rare Baton

Survival Horror Flash Baton

Flash baton; cautious, tense, reactive.

How you fight
Adds visibility control and shove counters.
Final move
Flash stun into clean baton launch.
600Fame 11% drop chance
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Alien Corridor Pulse Emitter weapon
Rare Stylized prop-light weapon

Alien Corridor Pulse Emitter

chunky sci-fi emitter prop with flashing hazard lights

How you fight
corridor pressure with braced movement and stun-light control
Final move
overcharged stun flash knocks opponent backward in a harmless smoke pop
1,600Fame 11% drop chance
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Karate Tournament Headband Wraps weapon
Rare Hand wraps

Karate Tournament Headband Wraps

hand wraps and headband energy without copied symbols

How you fight
disciplined tournament pressure
Final move
Final balanced high kick detonates a clean white impact ring
1,600Fame 11% drop chance
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Museum Pharaoh Crook weapon
Rare Staff

Museum Pharaoh Crook

ancient crook staff throwing sand-cursed arcs

How you fight
regal curse-fighter control
Final move
Crook stamps floor; generic scarab-like lights swarm then vanish in a safe blast
1,600Fame 11% drop chance
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Noir Brass Flashlight weapon
Rare Flashlight

Noir Brass Flashlight

heavy flashlight used as a detective brawler tool

How you fight
rainy alley intimidation
Final move
Spotlight locks opponent; detective haymaker sends them into venetian-blind shadows
1,600Fame 11% drop chance
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Red Sparkle Heel Knuckles weapon
Rare Knuckles

Red Sparkle Heel Knuckles

sparkly red footwork charm converted into flashy knuckle guards

How you fight
whimsical kickboxing with magical taps
Final move
Three heel clicks create a comic pop shockwave that drops opponent on their butt
1,600Fame 11% drop chance
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Shark Dock Harpoon Pole weapon
Rare Polearm

Shark Dock Harpoon Pole

dockside harpoon pole used for spacing, never impalement

How you fight
panicked aquatic survival range
Final move
Harpoon pole slams dock; offscreen splash jump-scares opponent into a comic tumble
1,600Fame 11% drop chance
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Slasher Camp Machete weapon
Rare Machete

Slasher Camp Machete

a blunt-edged cinematic horror machete silhouette used with no gore

How you fight
slow ominous pressure
Final move
Lights cut out; one silhouette chop sends opponent flying into a sleeping-bag-shaped dust puff
1,600Fame 11% drop chance
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Feathered Serpent Macuahuitl weapon
Rare macuahuitl

Feathered Serpent Macuahuitl

obsidian-edged feathered serpent club; origin: Quetzalcoatl and obsidian macuahuitl imagery. Original design only.

How you fight
Close-range spacing tool for clashes, parries, counters, recoil gags, and big readable hits; no firearm behavior.
Final move
Feathered Serpent Macuahuitl finishes on obsidian-edged feathered serpent club; origin: Quetzalcoatl and obsidian macuahuitl imagery. Original design only.
1,809Fame 11% drop chance
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Phoenix Ash War-Fan weapon
Rare war fan

Phoenix Ash War-Fan

ember war-fan with ash arcs and rebirth sparks; origin: Phoenix rebirth myth. Original design only.

How you fight
Close-range spacing tool for clashes, parries, counters, recoil gags, and big readable hits; no firearm behavior.
Final move
Phoenix Ash War-Fan finishes on ember war-fan with ash arcs and rebirth sparks; origin: Phoenix rebirth myth. Original design only.
1,862Fame 11% drop chance
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Djinn Brass Scimitar weapon
Rare scimitar

Djinn Brass Scimitar

curved brass scimitar with smoke-wish trails; origin: djinn and brass vessel folklore. Original design only.

How you fight
Close-range spacing tool for clashes, parries, counters, recoil gags, and big readable hits; no firearm behavior.
Final move
Djinn Brass Scimitar finishes on curved brass scimitar with smoke-wish trails; origin: djinn and brass vessel folklore. Original design only.
1,999Fame 11% drop chance
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Meme Flag Halberd weapon
Rare halberd

Meme Flag Halberd

a banner-halberd that turns every swing into a victory pose

How you fight
Chaotic prop-weapon pressure with readable openings and counters.
Final move
Optional final flourish with a banner-halberd that turns every swing into a victory pose; decisive, funny, non-gory.
2,000Fame 11% drop chance
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Sphinx Paw Gauntlets weapon
Rare stone gauntlets

Sphinx Paw Gauntlets

stone-lion gauntlets with riddle glyphs; origin: the Sphinx. Original design only.

How you fight
Close-range spacing tool for clashes, parries, counters, recoil gags, and big readable hits; no firearm behavior.
Final move
Sphinx Paw Gauntlets finishes on stone-lion gauntlets with riddle glyphs; origin: the Sphinx. Original design only.
2,136Fame 11% drop chance
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Mantis-Shrine Naginata weapon
Rare naginata

Mantis-Shrine Naginata

curved naginata with mantis-snap cuts; origin: shrine guardian imagery and mantis-like yokai motion. Original design only.

How you fight
Close-range spacing tool for clashes, parries, counters, recoil gags, and big readable hits; no firearm behavior.
Final move
Mantis-Shrine Naginata finishes on curved naginata with mantis-snap cuts; origin: shrine guardian imagery and mantis-like yokai motion. Original design only.
2,189Fame 11% drop chance
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Twin Trickshot Bow weapon
Rare bow

Twin Trickshot Bow

comic trickshot bow, readable silhouette

How you fight
bow spacing with fair counterplay
Final move
Twin Trickshot Bow clean KO beat
2,200Fame 11% drop chance
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Kitsune Lantern Fans weapon
Rare war fans

Kitsune Lantern Fans

paper war fans lit by foxfire lantern glow; origin: kitsune foxfire folklore. Original design only.

How you fight
Close-range spacing tool for clashes, parries, counters, recoil gags, and big readable hits; no firearm behavior.
Final move
Kitsune Lantern Fans finishes on paper war fans lit by foxfire lantern glow; origin: kitsune foxfire folklore. Original design only.
2,273Fame 11% drop chance
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Hound-Hero War Spear weapon
Rare war spear

Hound-Hero War Spear

heroic barbed war spear with hound-shadow trails; origin: Cú Chulainn's spear Gáe Bulg. Original design only.

How you fight
Close-range spacing tool for clashes, parries, counters, recoil gags, and big readable hits; no firearm behavior.
Final move
Hound-Hero War Spear finishes on heroic barbed war spear with hound-shadow trails; origin: Cú Chulainn's spear Gáe Bulg. Original design only.
2,326Fame 11% drop chance
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Cowboy Star Pulse Gauntlet weapon
Rare wrist pulse gauntlet

Cowboy Star Pulse Gauntlet

fingerless gauntlet that fires nonlethal starburst shots

How you fight
Stand-up weapon pressure: kickboxing plus star shots, noir counter blast finale. No autonomous summons, firearm realism, pins, or ground work.
Final move
Weapon-flavored finisher accent: kickboxing plus star shots, noir counter blast finale; decisive, readable, non-gory.
2,500Fame 11% drop chance
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Duelist Mind Quill weapon
Rare quill blade

Duelist Mind Quill

black quill-shaped baton that marks timing rather than people

How you fight
Stand-up weapon pressure: timed feints, precise taps, checkmate counter finale. No autonomous summons, firearm realism, pins, or ground work.
Final move
Weapon-flavored finisher accent: timed feints, precise taps, checkmate counter finale; decisive, readable, non-gory.
2,500Fame 11% drop chance
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Fire-Sole Rocket Boots weapon
Rare rocket boots

Fire-Sole Rocket Boots

combat boots firing short orange ignition bursts

How you fight
Stand-up weapon pressure: boosted kicks, air hops, heel-rocket finisher. No autonomous summons, firearm realism, pins, or ground work.
Final move
Weapon-flavored finisher accent: boosted kicks, air hops, heel-rocket finisher; decisive, readable, non-gory.
2,500Fame 11% drop chance
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Mecha Pilot Beam Baton weapon
Rare beam baton

Mecha Pilot Beam Baton

short glowing baton with lock-on HUD flashes

How you fight
Stand-up weapon pressure: straight-line baton strikes, shield angle blocks, beam-lance finisher. No autonomous summons, firearm realism, pins, or ground work.
Final move
Weapon-flavored finisher accent: straight-line baton strikes, shield angle blocks, beam-lance finisher; decisive, readable, non-gory.
2,500Fame 11% drop chance
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Ninja Smoke Kunai Fan weapon
Rare fan/kunai hybrid

Ninja Smoke Kunai Fan

folding fan that throws smoke-shadow blade illusions

How you fight
Stand-up weapon pressure: smoke feints, fan cuts, vanish-step strike finale. No autonomous summons, firearm realism, pins, or ground work.
Final move
Weapon-flavored finisher accent: smoke feints, fan cuts, vanish-step strike finale; decisive, readable, non-gory.
2,500Fame 11% drop chance
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Prism Duel Fan weapon
Rare prism fan

Prism Duel Fan

fan of glowing blank prism cards that become shields and strike panels

How you fight
Stand-up weapon pressure: card panel slaps, prism blocks, royal flush burst finale. No autonomous summons, firearm realism, pins, or ground work.
Final move
Weapon-flavored finisher accent: card panel slaps, prism blocks, royal flush burst finale; decisive, readable, non-gory.
2,500Fame 11% drop chance
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Water Ripple Chain weapon
Rare chain

Water Ripple Chain

short blue chain moving like flowing water

How you fight
Stand-up weapon pressure: chain sweeps, wave parries, whirlpool snap finisher. No autonomous summons, firearm realism, pins, or ground work.
Final move
Weapon-flavored finisher accent: chain sweeps, wave parries, whirlpool snap finisher; decisive, readable, non-gory.
2,500Fame 11% drop chance
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Panther Kinetic Gauntlets weapon
Rare gauntlets

Panther Kinetic Gauntlets

kinetic cat-king gauntlets, readable silhouette

How you fight
gauntlets spacing with fair counterplay
Final move
Panther Kinetic Gauntlets clean KO beat
2,600Fame 11% drop chance
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Shame Siren Gauntlet weapon
Rare gauntlet

Shame Siren Gauntlet

a wrist gauntlet that flashes red when a counter lands

How you fight
Useful prop-weapon pressure with readable openings and counters.
Final move
Optional final flourish with a wrist gauntlet that flashes red when a counter lands; decisive, funny, non-gory.
2,750Fame 11% drop chance
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Snack Cart Lid Shield weapon
Rare shield

Snack Cart Lid Shield

a round cart lid shield that parries, clangs, counters with spicy sparks

How you fight
Fast prop-weapon pressure with readable openings and counters.
Final move
Optional final flourish with a round cart lid shield that parries, clangs, counters with spicy sparks; decisive, funny, non-gory.
2,750Fame 11% drop chance
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Atlantean Tide Trident weapon
Rare trident

Atlantean Tide Trident

ocean king trident, readable silhouette

How you fight
trident spacing with fair counterplay
Final move
Atlantean Tide Trident clean KO beat
3,000Fame 11% drop chance
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Booster Box Flail weapon
Rare flail

Booster Box Flail

sealed booster-box flail

How you fight
Chaotic swinging pressure, surprise pulls
Final move
Fresh Pull Frenzy: flail bursts open in foil light and launches the opponent
3,000Fame 11% drop chance
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Coin Flip Twin Batons weapon
Rare batons

Coin Flip Twin Batons

lucky coin batons

How you fight
Unpredictable left-right weapon rhythm
Final move
Heads-or-Highlight: coin flashes and both batons land the chosen combo
3,000Fame 11% drop chance
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Counter Sigil Bell weapon
Rare relic

Counter Sigil Bell

small rune bell

How you fight
Interrupt-heavy defensive weapon flow
Final move
Nope Chime Finale: bell rings once and cancels the opponent’s whole vibe with a burst
3,000Fame 11% drop chance
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Energy Badge Hammer weapon
Rare hammer

Energy Badge Hammer

charged energy hammer

How you fight
Heavy but readable charged swings
Final move
Attached Energy Smash: badges stack, glow, and release one huge impact wave
3,000Fame 11% drop chance
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Foil Edge Katana weapon
Rare katana

Foil Edge Katana

foil-glint sword

How you fight
Fast, shiny, dramatic blade timing
Final move
Foil Flash Cut: blade reflects arena lights into a clean launch slash
3,000Fame 11% drop chance
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Sideboard Swap Baton weapon
Rare baton

Sideboard Swap Baton

modular sideboard baton

How you fight
Adaptive counters, tactical tempo shifts
Final move
Sideboard Answer: baton changes form at the last second and lands the perfect counter
3,000Fame 11% drop chance
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Token Swarm Fan weapon
Rare fan

Token Swarm Fan

folding swarm fan

How you fight
Crowd-control flurries, visual chaos
Final move
Token Flood Finale: fan opens wide and floods the shot with tiny summon lights before the hit
3,000Fame 11% drop chance
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Teleport Smoke Rapier weapon
Rare rapier

Teleport Smoke Rapier

teleporting swashbuckler blade, readable silhouette

How you fight
rapier spacing with fair counterplay
Final move
Teleport Smoke Rapier clean KO beat
3,400Fame 11% drop chance
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Goblin Soda Burst Gauntlet weapon
Rare Burst Gauntlet

Goblin Soda Burst Gauntlet

a fizzy pressure burst gauntlet that pops opponents backward with soda foam

How you fight
Chaotic prop-weapon pressure with readable openings and counters.
Final move
Optional final flourish with a fizzy pressure burst gauntlet that pops opponents backward with soda foam; decisive, funny, non-gory.
3,500Fame 11% drop chance
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Token Locker Chain weapon
Rare chain

Token Locker Chain

a heavy vault chain used for whipping arcs, midair redirects

How you fight
Useful prop-weapon pressure with readable openings and counters.
Final move
Optional final flourish with a heavy vault chain used for whipping arcs, midair redirects; decisive, funny, non-gory.
3,500Fame 11% drop chance
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Elastic Slingshot Gloves weapon
Rare gloves

Elastic Slingshot Gloves

elastic reach gloves, readable silhouette

How you fight
gloves spacing with fair counterplay
Final move
Elastic Slingshot Gloves clean KO beat
3,800Fame 11% drop chance
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Demon Alley Batons weapon
Rare batons

Demon Alley Batons

radar-sense vigilante batons, readable silhouette

How you fight
batons spacing with fair counterplay
Final move
Demon Alley Batons clean KO beat
4,200Fame 11% drop chance
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Trailer Antenna Spear weapon
Rare spear

Trailer Antenna Spear

a cosmic antenna spear that crackles with cheap television lightning

How you fight
Fast prop-weapon pressure with readable openings and counters.
Final move
Optional final flourish with a cosmic antenna spear that crackles with cheap television lightning; decisive, funny, non-gory.
4,250Fame 11% drop chance
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Scarab Plasma Blades weapon
Rare plasma blades

Scarab Plasma Blades

alien scarab arm blades, readable silhouette

How you fight
plasma blades spacing with fair counterplay
Final move
Scarab Plasma Blades clean KO beat
4,600Fame 11% drop chance
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Printer Jam Baton weapon
Rare baton

Printer Jam Baton

a cursed office baton that jams the air with toner clouds

How you fight
Chaotic prop-weapon pressure with readable openings and counters.
Final move
Optional final flourish with a cursed office baton that jams the air with toner clouds; decisive, funny, non-gory.
5,000Fame 11% drop chance
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Epic Rank

Epic 35 weapons

Choose a weapon to set your combat style and final move.

Alien Plasma War Pike weapon
Epic Energy Polearm

Alien Plasma War Pike

Plasma pike; long, alien, dramatic.

How you fight
Adds reach but stays counterable up close.
Final move
Plasma geyser pops opponent backward.
1,500Fame 1% drop chance
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Bloomfire Palm Bracers weapon
Epic Bracers

Bloomfire Palm Bracers

Fire bracers; bright, punchy, playful.

How you fight
Adds fire accents, not full ranged dominance.
Final move
Bloomfire burst launches through brick sparks.
1,500Fame 1% drop chance
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Kart Chaos Shell Launcher weapon
Epic Launcher

Kart Chaos Shell Launcher

Hazard launcher; goofy, tactical, fair.

How you fight
Adds slapstick lane pressure with dodge space.
Final move
Boost shell pop sends opponent into foam barriers.
1,500Fame 1% drop chance
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Ring-Spike Spin Gloves weapon
Epic Gloves

Ring-Spike Spin Gloves

Spin-impact gloves; fast, bouncy, comic.

How you fight
Adds speed bursts and rebound punches.
Final move
Pinball glove rush ends in comic pop.
1,500Fame 1% drop chance
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Stealth Hood Wrist Blade weapon
Epic Wrist Blade

Stealth Hood Wrist Blade

Hidden wrist blade; precise, standing-only.

How you fight
Adds fast punish attacks, no takedowns.
Final move
Rooftop dive slash launches cleanly.
1,500Fame 1% drop chance
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Black-Tie Spy Umbrella weapon
Epic Gadget umbrella

Black-Tie Spy Umbrella

a sleek umbrella that blocks, pokes, and reveals absurd gadget flashes

How you fight
elegant spy misdirection
Final move
Umbrella opens midair, flashbangs confetti, and sends opponent spinning
4,000Fame 1% drop chance
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Dino-Flare Rescue Baton weapon
Epic Baton

Dino-Flare Rescue Baton

a flare-lit baton made for survival distraction

How you fight
survivor control with panic timing
Final move
Baton flare draws a giant offscreen roar cue while opponent jumps and gets blasted by harmless smoke
4,000Fame 1% drop chance
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Sandworm Hook Spear weapon
Epic Hook spear

Sandworm Hook Spear

a desert hunter hook spear with prophecy vibes

How you fight
patient desert duelist with sudden lunges
Final move
Spear plants into sand; a generic dune shockwave trips the opponent upright into a cinematic fall
4,000Fame 1% drop chance
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Specter Capture Lasso weapon
Epic Energy lasso

Specter Capture Lasso

a glowing capture stream used like a lasso, not a real device replica

How you fight
messy specter-hunter control and comedic panic
Final move
Target is wrapped in light and yanked into a harmless puff of ecto-sparks
4,000Fame 1% drop chance
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Wasteland Guitar Axe weapon
Epic Axe-guitar

Wasteland Guitar Axe

a ridiculous battle guitar-axe that screams desert metal

How you fight
loud intimidation and heavy sweeping attacks
Final move
Final power chord launches a dust-ring blast while the fighter poses like a maniac
4,000Fame 1% drop chance
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Golden Fleece Chainblade weapon
Epic chainblade

Golden Fleece Chainblade

golden chainblade with ram-fleece flare; origin: Jason and the Golden Fleece. Original design only.

How you fight
Close-range spacing tool for clashes, parries, counters, recoil gags, and big readable hits; no firearm behavior.
Final move
Golden Fleece Chainblade finishes on golden chainblade with ram-fleece flare; origin: Jason and the Golden Fleece. Original design only.
4,105Fame 1% drop chance
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Excalibur Dawn Saber weapon
Epic mythic saber

Excalibur Dawn Saber

radiant king-sword silhouette with dawn flare; origin: Excalibur and Arthurian sword legend. Original design only.

How you fight
Close-range spacing tool for clashes, parries, counters, recoil gags, and big readable hits; no firearm behavior.
Final move
Excalibur Dawn Saber finishes on radiant king-sword silhouette with dawn flare; origin: Excalibur and Arthurian sword legend. Original design only.
4,242Fame 1% drop chance
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Morrigan Crow Pike weapon
Epic crow pike

Morrigan Crow Pike

black crow pike with battlefield omen feathers; origin: the Morrígan, crow-associated battle goddess. Original design only.

How you fight
Close-range spacing tool for clashes, parries, counters, recoil gags, and big readable hits; no firearm behavior.
Final move
Morrigan Crow Pike finishes on black crow pike with battlefield omen feathers; origin: the Morrígan, crow-associated battle goddess. Original design only.
4,379Fame 1% drop chance
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Garuda Wing Chakram weapon
Epic chakram

Garuda Wing Chakram

wing-edged chakram with divine bird rush; origin: Garuda, eagle mount of Vishnu. Original design only.

How you fight
Close-range spacing tool for clashes, parries, counters, recoil gags, and big readable hits; no firearm behavior.
Final move
Garuda Wing Chakram finishes on wing-edged chakram with divine bird rush; origin: Garuda, eagle mount of Vishnu. Original design only.
4,516Fame 1% drop chance
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Oni Gate Kanabo weapon
Epic kanabo

Oni Gate Kanabo

iron-studded demon gate club; origin: oni demons and the kanabō club. Original design only.

How you fight
Close-range spacing tool for clashes, parries, counters, recoil gags, and big readable hits; no firearm behavior.
Final move
Oni Gate Kanabo finishes on iron-studded demon gate club; origin: oni demons and the kanabō club. Original design only.
4,653Fame 1% drop chance
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Webline Wrist Rig weapon
Epic webline rig

Webline Wrist Rig

sticky web lines, swing assists, constant jokes

How you fight
mobility and pull feints
Final move
web cocoon gag and clean KO bounce
6,000Fame 1% drop chance
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Anti-Magic Breaker Club weapon
Epic heavy club

Anti-Magic Breaker Club

black-smoke blunt breaker that deletes glowing effects on contact

How you fight
Stand-up weapon pressure: heavy swings, magic-cancel blocks, blackout smash finisher. No autonomous summons, firearm realism, pins, or ground work.
Final move
Weapon-flavored finisher accent: heavy swings, magic-cancel blocks, blackout smash finisher; decisive, readable, non-gory.
7,500Fame 1% drop chance
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Flame Hunter Guard Blade weapon
Epic guard blade

Flame Hunter Guard Blade

broad flame-edged blade leaving clean ember arcs

How you fight
Stand-up weapon pressure: sweeping fire cuts, heat parries, rising flame finisher. No autonomous summons, firearm realism, pins, or ground work.
Final move
Weapon-flavored finisher accent: sweeping fire cuts, heat parries, rising flame finisher; decisive, readable, non-gory.
7,500Fame 1% drop chance
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Ghoul Tail Whip weapon
Epic energy whip

Ghoul Tail Whip

red-black tail-like energy whip with no gore or body horror

How you fight
Stand-up weapon pressure: whip slashes, hook pulls from standing range, predator snap finisher. No autonomous summons, firearm realism, pins, or ground work.
Final move
Weapon-flavored finisher accent: whip slashes, hook pulls from standing range, predator snap finisher; decisive, readable, non-gory.
7,500Fame 1% drop chance
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Neon Rooster Spur Blades weapon
Epic dual blades

Neon Rooster Spur Blades

forearm spur blades built for lunging slash combos, taunting footwork

How you fight
Fast prop-weapon pressure with readable openings and counters.
Final move
Optional final flourish with forearm spur blades built for lunging slash combos, taunting footwork; decisive, funny, non-gory.
7,500Fame 1% drop chance
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Psychic Debris Halo weapon
Epic psychic halo

Psychic Debris Halo

orbiting chunks of arena debris controlled by thought

How you fight
Stand-up weapon pressure: debris jabs, force pushes, debris cyclone finisher. No autonomous summons, firearm realism, pins, or ground work.
Final move
Weapon-flavored finisher accent: debris jabs, force pushes, debris cyclone finisher; decisive, readable, non-gory.
7,500Fame 1% drop chance
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Repulsor Palm Cannon weapon
Epic stylized energy prop

Repulsor Palm Cannon

glowing palms, armored swagger, recoil comedy

How you fight
short-range energy shoves, not firearm scenes
Final move
double-palm pop launches a clean KO
7,500Fame 1% drop chance
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Spirit Finger Blaster weapon
Epic hand blaster

Spirit Finger Blaster

small wrist focus-ring that fires blue spirit bursts

How you fight
Stand-up weapon pressure: jab-shot combos, blue counters, point-blank spirit pop finale. No autonomous summons, firearm realism, pins, or ground work.
Final move
Weapon-flavored finisher accent: jab-shot combos, blue counters, point-blank spirit pop finale; decisive, readable, non-gory.
7,500Fame 1% drop chance
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Evolution Stone Knuckles weapon
Epic knuckles

Evolution Stone Knuckles

evolution gem knuckles

How you fight
Momentum weapon that visibly levels up
Final move
Stage-Three Breaker: knuckles evolve three times then fire a beast-shaped shockwave
8,000Fame 1% drop chance
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Graveyard Revival Scythe weapon
Epic scythe

Graveyard Revival Scythe

bone-white revival scythe

How you fight
Comeback sweeps, spooky spacing
Final move
Last Card Rises: scythe pulls spectral cards upward and launches a comeback arc
8,000Fame 1% drop chance
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Holo-Duel Arm Plate weapon
Epic arm plate

Holo-Duel Arm Plate

holographic forearm card plate

How you fight
Projection-heavy fighting with card-light constructs
Final move
Holo Ace Projection: arm plate summons an original giant light-beast silhouette for one clean cinematic hit
8,000Fame 1% drop chance
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Mana Crystal Chakram weapon
Epic chakram

Mana Crystal Chakram

ring-shaped mana blades

How you fight
Mid-range throws, elemental cuts
Final move
Mana Loop Finale: chakram circles the arena and snaps back with a perfect timed burst
8,000Fame 1% drop chance
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Trapdoor Mirror Buckler weapon
Epic buckler

Trapdoor Mirror Buckler

mirror trap buckler

How you fight
Bait-and-counter defensive weapon behavior
Final move
Trapdoor Reversal: buckler flips open and redirects the opponent into a surprise burst
8,000Fame 1% drop chance
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Coupon Cleaver weapon
Epic cleaver

Coupon Cleaver

a giant discount cleaver that chops confidence, not limbs

How you fight
Precise prop-weapon pressure with readable openings and counters.
Final move
Optional final flourish with a giant discount cleaver that chops confidence, not limbs; decisive, funny, non-gory.
8,625Fame 1% drop chance
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Optic Ruby Visor weapon
Epic ruby optic visor

Optic Ruby Visor

red visor glow, disciplined sightlines, tense restraint

How you fight
beam-feint spacing without realistic sniping
Final move
ruby beam pins the ground for a KO stumble
9,000Fame 1% drop chance
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Keyboard Flail weapon
Epic chain flail

Keyboard Flail

a chained keyboard that smashes insults into the air with keycap sparks

How you fight
Fast prop-weapon pressure with readable openings and counters.
Final move
Optional final flourish with a chained keyboard that smashes insults into the air with keycap sparks; decisive, funny, non-gory.
9,750Fame 1% drop chance
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Weather Queen Diadem weapon
Epic storm diadem

Weather Queen Diadem

storm crown, wind lift, lightning attitude

How you fight
weather-aided striking with visible counters
Final move
thunder burst sends a clean dramatic KO
10,500Fame 1% drop chance
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Parking Cone Pike weapon
Epic spear

Parking Cone Pike

a flexible cone-tipped pike for jabs, sweeps, ridiculous distance control

How you fight
Sharp prop-weapon pressure with readable openings and counters.
Final move
Optional final flourish with a flexible cone-tipped pike for jabs, sweeps, ridiculous distance control; decisive, funny, non-gory.
10,875Fame 1% drop chance
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Gamma Brass Knuckles weapon
Epic gamma knuckles

Gamma Brass Knuckles

green knuckles, rage glow, knuckle-crack comedy

How you fight
simple heavy power with clear openings
Final move
gamma haymaker sends a cartoon KO
12,000Fame 1% drop chance
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Rage Chapel Bell Mace weapon
Epic mace

Rage Chapel Bell Mace

a handbell mace that rings on impact like a bad life choice

How you fight
Heavy prop-weapon pressure with readable openings and counters.
Final move
Optional final flourish with a handbell mace that rings on impact like a bad life choice; decisive, funny, non-gory.
12,000Fame 1% drop chance
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Legendary Rank

Legendary 35 weapons

Open a weapon for its fight profile and unlock details.

Azure Arm Sun-Cannon weapon
Legendary Arm Cannon

Azure Arm Sun-Cannon

Charged arm-cannon; precise, fair ranged pressure.

How you fight
Adds ranged feints without realistic shooting behavior.
Final move
Solar charge blast pops a clean arena launch.
4,000Fame 0.5% drop chance
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Cyber Katana Overdrive weapon
Legendary Katana

Cyber Katana Overdrive

Cyber blade; fast, sharp, evasive.

How you fight
Adds precision and counter windows.
Final move
Delayed neon slash impact; non-gory launch.
4,000Fame 0.5% drop chance
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Gothic Castle Chain-Whip weapon
Legendary Chain-Whip

Gothic Castle Chain-Whip

Chain-whip; precise, gothic, flexible.

How you fight
Controls space without holds or grapples.
Final move
Holy spark lash launches opponent backward.
4,000Fame 0.5% drop chance
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Twin Relic Blasters weapon
Legendary Energy Blasters

Twin Relic Blasters

Dual energy relics; flashy, mobile, non-realistic.

How you fight
Adds evasive mid-range pressure and style.
Final move
Twin relic burst creates dust-ring launch.
4,000Fame 0.5% drop chance
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Wasteland Loot Cannon weapon
Legendary Elemental Cannon

Wasteland Loot Cannon

Randomized cannon; chaotic, dramatic, readable.

How you fight
Adds surprise effects with clear cooldowns.
Final move
Jackpot blast pops a huge comic launch.
4,000Fame 0.5% drop chance
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Immortal Storm Katana weapon
Legendary Katana

Immortal Storm Katana

ancient katana that calls lightning after clean clashes

How you fight
honor-duel patience with sudden immortal speed
Final move
Lightning crown slash freezes the frame then releases a safe thunder shockwave
9,000Fame 0.5% drop chance
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Jungle Commando Survival Knife weapon
Legendary Knife

Jungle Commando Survival Knife

oversized survival knife used like a brutal close-range movie prop

How you fight
silent predator-prey ambush tactics with upright hit-and-fade pressure
Final move
Mud-cam ambush: sudden knife-light cross slash knocks opponent backward
9,000Fame 0.5% drop chance
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Lost-Temple Bullwhip weapon
Legendary Whip

Lost-Temple Bullwhip

a snapping explorer whip used for range, disarms, and comic arrogance

How you fight
mobile treasure-hunter range control
Final move
Whip wraps a pillar, hero swings in, boot-kicks opponent into a dust puff
9,000Fame 0.5% drop chance
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Pirate Moon Cutlass weapon
Legendary Cutlass

Pirate Moon Cutlass

a cursed moonlit cutlass that sways like a ship deck

How you fight
drunken swagger duelist
Final move
Cutlass spins under moonlight, then a deck-splitting slash sends a splash-shaped shockwave
9,000Fame 0.5% drop chance
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Silver Night Stake Blades weapon
Legendary Twin short blades

Silver Night Stake Blades

collapsible silver stakes treated like glowing short blades

How you fight
fast gothic hunter pressure
Final move
Dual silver flash X-strike sends vampire-movie sparks everywhere
9,000Fame 0.5% drop chance
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Flaming Ragnarok Blade weapon
Legendary fire sword

Flaming Ragnarok Blade

black-red apocalypse sword trailing fire; origin: Surtr's fire sword at Ragnarök. Original design only.

How you fight
Close-range spacing tool for clashes, parries, counters, recoil gags, and big readable hits; no firearm behavior.
Final move
Flaming Ragnarok Blade finishes on black-red apocalypse sword trailing fire; origin: Surtr's fire sword at Ragnarök. Original design only.
11,095Fame 0.5% drop chance
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Moon-Sickle of the Jackal Judge weapon
Legendary moon sickle

Moon-Sickle of the Jackal Judge

crescent sickle with jackal-shadow tracking; origin: Anubis, jackal guardian and judge of the dead. Original design only.

How you fight
Close-range spacing tool for clashes, parries, counters, recoil gags, and big readable hits; no firearm behavior.
Final move
Moon-Sickle of the Jackal Judge finishes on crescent sickle with jackal-shadow tracking; origin: Anubis, jackal guardian and judge of the dead. Original design only.
11,232Fame 0.5% drop chance
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Dragon-King Tide Spear weapon
Legendary tide spear

Dragon-King Tide Spear

jade-blue spear pulling tidal rings; origin: Dragon Kings of the seas. Original design only.

How you fight
Close-range spacing tool for clashes, parries, counters, recoil gags, and big readable hits; no firearm behavior.
Final move
Dragon-King Tide Spear finishes on jade-blue spear pulling tidal rings; origin: Dragon Kings of the seas. Original design only.
11,369Fame 0.5% drop chance
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Storm-Hammer Without a Name weapon
Legendary war hammer

Storm-Hammer Without a Name

short storm hammer with rune sparks and thunder recoil; origin: Thor's Mjölnir. Original design only.

How you fight
Close-range spacing tool for clashes, parries, counters, recoil gags, and big readable hits; no firearm behavior.
Final move
Storm-Hammer Without a Name finishes on short storm hammer with rune sparks and thunder recoil; origin: Thor's Mjölnir. Original design only.
11,822Fame 0.5% drop chance
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Mirror-Shield of the Snake Queen weapon
Legendary mirror shield

Mirror-Shield of the Snake Queen

polished shield blade that redirects stares and strikes; origin: Perseus's mirrored shield and Medusa. Original design only.

How you fight
Close-range spacing tool for clashes, parries, counters, recoil gags, and big readable hits; no firearm behavior.
Final move
Mirror-Shield of the Snake Queen finishes on polished shield blade that redirects stares and strikes; origin: Perseus's mirrored shield and Medusa. Original design only.
11,959Fame 0.5% drop chance
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Mythic Truth Lasso weapon
Legendary mythic lasso

Mythic Truth Lasso

golden lasso arcs, truth-glow pressure, warrior poise

How you fight
mid-range pulls and redirects
Final move
truth-lasso spin sends a clean shame KO
12,000Fame 0.5% drop chance
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Noir Shadow Wing-Thrower Set weapon
Legendary throwing blades

Noir Shadow Wing-Thrower Set

bat-shaped vigilante throwing blades, readable silhouette

How you fight
throwing blades spacing with fair counterplay
Final move
Noir Shadow Wing-Thrower Set clean KO beat
14,000Fame 0.5% drop chance
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Adamant Claw Gauntlets weapon
Legendary claw gauntlets

Adamant Claw Gauntlets

three-line claw flashes, metal sparks, feral swagger

How you fight
close-range pressure with visible parries
Final move
triple spark checkmate KO, no gore
16,000Fame 0.5% drop chance
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Alchemy Iron Arm weapon
Legendary arm cannon gauntlet

Alchemy Iron Arm

metal arm guard that reshapes into shields, spikes, and piston fists

How you fight
Stand-up weapon pressure: piston hooks, transmuted blocks, iron circle launch finisher. No autonomous summons, firearm realism, pins, or ground work.
Final move
Weapon-flavored finisher accent: piston hooks, transmuted blocks, iron circle launch finisher; decisive, readable, non-gory.
18,000Fame 0.5% drop chance
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Mystic Portal Ring weapon
Legendary mystic ring

Mystic Portal Ring

portal sorcery ring, readable silhouette

How you fight
mystic ring spacing with fair counterplay
Final move
Mystic Portal Ring clean KO beat
18,000Fame 0.5% drop chance
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Nine-Beast Aura Claws weapon
Legendary energy claws

Nine-Beast Aura Claws

orange chakra claws extending from the hands like burning tails

How you fight
Stand-up weapon pressure: claw flurries, sprint swipes, beast-roar uppercut finisher. No autonomous summons, firearm realism, pins, or ground work.
Final move
Weapon-flavored finisher accent: claw flurries, sprint swipes, beast-roar uppercut finisher; decisive, readable, non-gory.
18,000Fame 0.5% drop chance
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Shadow Pulse Fist Totem weapon
Legendary handheld focus totem

Shadow Pulse Fist Totem

floating shadow-fist icon that amplifies punches without copying any character

How you fight
Stand-up weapon pressure: pose punches, aura jabs, ghost-fist barrage finale. No autonomous summons, firearm realism, pins, or ground work.
Final move
Weapon-flavored finisher accent: pose punches, aura jabs, ghost-fist barrage finale; decisive, readable, non-gory.
18,000Fame 0.5% drop chance
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Slapstorm Fan Blades weapon
Legendary Twin Fans

Slapstorm Fan Blades

razor-edged folding fans that launch slapwind crescents

How you fight
Dramatic prop-weapon pressure with readable openings and counters.
Final move
Optional final flourish with razor-edged folding fans that launch slapwind crescents; decisive, funny, non-gory.
18,000Fame 0.5% drop chance
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Soul Pressure Edge weapon
Legendary energy blade

Soul Pressure Edge

minimal black-white energy blade formed from pressure, not metal

How you fight
Stand-up weapon pressure: duelist slashes, pressure cuts, white-flash release finisher. No autonomous summons, firearm realism, pins, or ground work.
Final move
Weapon-flavored finisher accent: duelist slashes, pressure cuts, white-flash release finisher; decisive, readable, non-gory.
18,000Fame 0.5% drop chance
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Thunder Panic Shortblade weapon
Legendary shortblade

Thunder Panic Shortblade

short lightning-edged blade with yellow crackle trails

How you fight
Stand-up weapon pressure: one-step cuts, thunder parries, single-line flash finisher. No autonomous summons, firearm realism, pins, or ground work.
Final move
Weapon-flavored finisher accent: one-step cuts, thunder parries, single-line flash finisher; decisive, readable, non-gory.
18,000Fame 0.5% drop chance
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Blue-Sun White Wyrm Saber weapon
Legendary saber

Blue-Sun White Wyrm Saber

white dragon beam saber

How you fight
Elegant long-range saber control
Final move
White Wyrm Burst: saber flashes like a rare foil and sends a dragon-shaped beam
20,000Fame 0.5% drop chance
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Crimson-Eyed Inferno Lance weapon
Legendary lance

Crimson-Eyed Inferno Lance

red dragon lance

How you fight
Aggressive lunging pressure with ember trails
Final move
Crimson Fang Checkmate: lance draws a flaming dragon line and fires a clean knockout burst
20,000Fame 0.5% drop chance
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Digital Warp Crest Focus weapon
Legendary arcane focus

Digital Warp Crest Focus

crest-powered arm cannon

How you fight
Turns movement into scanline dashes, blast spacing
Final move
Warp Crest Delete Beam: cannon charges through evolutions and fires a clean deletion beam
20,000Fame 0.5% drop chance
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Golden Prize Card Shield weapon
Legendary shield

Golden Prize Card Shield

golden trophy-card shield

How you fight
Defensive pressure that steals momentum on every block
Final move
Prize Claim Reflection: shield flashes gold and rebounds the final attack into a cinematic launch
20,000Fame 0.5% drop chance
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Hellfire Judgment Chain weapon
Legendary hellfire chain

Hellfire Judgment Chain

burning chain arcs, judgment glare, biker menace

How you fight
chain spacing with fair dodges
Final move
flaming chain pop sends a clean KO
20,000Fame 0.5% drop chance
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Planar Rune Spear weapon
Legendary spear

Planar Rune Spear

portal rune spear

How you fight
Spatial reach, portal angles dominate the fight
Final move
Planar Verdict Thrust: spear opens three portals and lands one impossible clean hit
20,000Fame 0.5% drop chance
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Mop of Final Judgment weapon
Legendary staff

Mop of Final Judgment

a sacred mop-staff that cleans the floor with reputations

How you fight
Dramatic prop-weapon pressure with readable openings and counters.
Final move
Optional final flourish with a sacred mop-staff that cleans the floor with reputations; decisive, funny, non-gory.
21,000Fame 0.5% drop chance
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Sirensong Stop Sign weapon
Legendary polearm

Sirensong Stop Sign

a spinning stop-sign polearm with flashing shame lights

How you fight
Dramatic prop-weapon pressure with readable openings and counters.
Final move
Optional final flourish with a spinning stop-sign polearm with flashing shame lights; decisive, funny, non-gory.
24,000Fame 0.5% drop chance
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Breakroom Chair Saber weapon
Legendary saber

Breakroom Chair Saber

a folded metal chair reshaped into a ridiculous energy-edged saber

How you fight
Dramatic prop-weapon pressure with readable openings and counters.
Final move
Optional final flourish with a folded metal chair reshaped into a ridiculous energy-edged saber; decisive, funny, non-gory.
27,000Fame 0.5% drop chance
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Goblin Crown Knuckles weapon
Legendary gauntlets

Goblin Crown Knuckles

golden claw-knuckles that steal momentum with every combo

How you fight
Chaotic prop-weapon pressure with readable openings and counters.
Final move
Optional final flourish with golden claw-knuckles that steal momentum with every combo; decisive, funny, non-gory.
30,000Fame 0.5% drop chance
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God Mode Rank

God Mode 35 weapons

These chest prizes replace both your style and finisher.

Apocalypse Receipt Blade weapon
God Mode sword

Apocalypse Receipt Blade

a glowing oversized receipt sword that audits souls with every slash

How you fight
Precise prop-weapon pressure with readable openings and counters.
Final move
Optional final flourish with a glowing oversized receipt sword that audits souls with every slash; decisive, funny, non-gory.
Chest prizeSee how to unlock 0.1% drop chance
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Badge Eater Thunder Baton weapon
God Mode Shock Baton

Badge Eater Thunder Baton

a shoulder thunder baton that erupts with roaring badge-shaped arc-light without gore

How you fight
Heavy prop-weapon pressure with readable openings and counters.
Final move
Optional final flourish with a shoulder thunder baton that erupts with roaring badge-shaped arc-light without gore; decisive, funny, non-gory.
Chest prizeSee how to unlock 0.1% drop chance
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Black-Star Wyrm Prism Blade weapon
God Mode sword

Black-Star Wyrm Prism Blade

dragon-shadow crystal sword

How you fight
Slow tyrant sword pressure with comet-heavy swings
Final move
Black-Star Eclipse Cut: blade draws a solar eclipse and bursts the loser backward
Chest prizeSee how to unlock 0.1% drop chance
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Cosmic Frying Pan weapon
God Mode pan

Cosmic Frying Pan

a black-hole skillet that parries beams, bonks pride out of existence

How you fight
Evasive prop-weapon pressure with readable openings and counters.
Final move
Optional final flourish with a black-hole skillet that parries beams, bonks pride out of existence; decisive, funny, non-gory.
Chest prizeSee how to unlock 0.1% drop chance
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Dragon-Soul Rune Axe weapon
God Mode Axe

Dragon-Soul Rune Axe

Rune axe; heavy, mythic, readable.

How you fight
Adds big pressure with slow recovery windows.
Final move
Rune shockwave cleaves the air and launches.
Chest prizeSee how to unlock 0.1% drop chance
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Dumpster Star Hammer weapon
God Mode hammer

Dumpster Star Hammer

a meteor-forged trash hammer that turns impacts into shockwave punchlines

How you fight
Heavy prop-weapon pressure with readable openings and counters.
Final move
Optional final flourish with a meteor-forged trash hammer that turns impacts into shockwave punchlines; decisive, funny, non-gory.
Chest prizeSee how to unlock 0.1% drop chance
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Emerald Will Command Ring weapon
God Mode hard-light ring

Emerald Will Command Ring

quick green gloves, shields, ramps, and joke props

How you fight
construct-assisted standup without cages or fight-ending traps
Final move
one giant comic glove sends a clean KO
Chest prizeSee how to unlock 0.1% drop chance
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Endless Relic Gauntlet weapon
God Mode Cosmic gauntlet

Endless Relic Gauntlet

a gem-studded power glove that bends color, gravity, and pressure

How you fight
slow godlike hand gestures that distort space around strikes
Final move
Five-color snap pose detonates a harmless arena shockwave and comic blast
Chest prizeSee how to unlock 0.1% drop chance
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Final Turn Fate Dice weapon
God Mode relic

Final Turn Fate Dice

giant glowing duel dice

How you fight
Fighter attacks around the bouncing die like fate owes rent
Final move
Natural Final Turn: die lands glowing and detonates a ridiculous destiny shockwave
Chest prizeSee how to unlock 0.1% drop chance
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Five-Seal Oblivion Tablet weapon
God Mode tablet set

Five-Seal Oblivion Tablet

floating stone-card monoliths

How you fight
Five tablets rotate, block, blast radiant judgment waves
Final move
Five-Tablet Final Declaration: all tablets align and launch the opponent in a blinding verdict beam
Chest prizeSee how to unlock 0.1% drop chance
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Infinite Mana Worldstaff weapon
God Mode staff

Infinite Mana Worldstaff

all-element battlefield staff

How you fight
The wielder swaps elements between every exchange
Final move
Worldbreaker Mana Bloom: five elements erupt in sequence and launch the opponent through glowing card gates
Chest prizeSee how to unlock 0.1% drop chance
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Kaiju Spine Axe weapon
God Mode Titan axe

Kaiju Spine Axe

a brutal glowing axe shaped like ancient monster bone without copying any creature

How you fight
two-handed monster-slayer swings with city-smashing confidence
Final move
Leaps through dust and lands an axe shockwave that folds the arena lights
Chest prizeSee how to unlock 0.1% drop chance
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Masterless Sacred Blade weapon
God Mode Sword

Masterless Sacred Blade

Radiant sacred blade; heroic, balanced, readable.

How you fight
Adds brave mid-range pressure without instant wins.
Final move
Radiant skyfall slash; clean launch, no gore.
Chest prizeSee how to unlock 0.1% drop chance
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Momentum Rift Lance weapon
God Mode Rift Lance

Momentum Rift Lance

Physics lance; tricky, defensive, funny.

How you fight
Turns reckless rushes into counter chances.
Final move
Rift rebound launch; self-own energy.
Chest prizeSee how to unlock 0.1% drop chance
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Moon-Crescent War Scepter weapon
God Mode scepter

Moon-Crescent War Scepter

crescent-topped radiant scepter with silver-pink trails

How you fight
Stand-up weapon pressure: scepter sweeps, starburst thrusts, lunar judgment flash. No autonomous summons, firearm realism, pins, or ground work.
Final move
Weapon-flavored finisher accent: scepter sweeps, starburst thrusts, lunar judgment flash; decisive, readable, non-gory.
Chest prizeSee how to unlock 0.1% drop chance
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Ocean-Trident Abyss Call weapon
God Mode ocean trident

Ocean-Trident Abyss Call

sea-king trident with abyss water rings; origin: Poseidon and the trident. Original design only.

How you fight
Close-range spacing tool for clashes, parries, counters, recoil gags, and big readable hits; no firearm behavior.
Final move
Ocean-Trident Abyss Call finishes on sea-king trident with abyss water rings; origin: Poseidon and the trident. Original design only.
Chest prizeSee how to unlock 0.1% drop chance
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Photon Oath Blade weapon
God Mode Energy sword

Photon Oath Blade

a humming light blade that paints the arena with clean neon arcs

How you fight
precise two-handed duelist, sacred-warrior pressure
Final move
Kneel-to-sky rising beam cut that launches the opponent in a harmless light shockwave
Chest prizeSee how to unlock 0.1% drop chance
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Planet-Splitter Beam Staff weapon
God Mode energy staff

Planet-Splitter Beam Staff

telescoping comet staff, sun-bright impact rings

How you fight
Stand-up weapon pressure: vaulting staff strikes, beam-parry spins, sky-launch finisher. No autonomous summons, firearm realism, pins, or ground work.
Final move
Weapon-flavored finisher accent: vaulting staff strikes, beam-parry spins, sky-launch finisher; decisive, readable, non-gory.
Chest prizeSee how to unlock 0.1% drop chance
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Pocket Thunder Crown Gauntlets weapon
God Mode gauntlets

Pocket Thunder Crown Gauntlets

small thunder-beast gauntlet crowns

How you fight
Fast pressure punching with electric hop-dashes
Final move
Thunder Crown Overload: gauntlets clap once and a comedic lightning pillar yeets the opponent
Chest prizeSee how to unlock 0.1% drop chance
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Reality Ink Crown weapon
God Mode reality-ink crown

Reality Ink Crown

floating crown, ink drips, panel-warp gags

How you fight
minor comic-panel luck effects that never replace combat
Final move
misprinted panel pops the loser into a gag KO
Chest prizeSee how to unlock 0.1% drop chance
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Reality-Bending Twin Light Blasters weapon
God Mode Stylized prop-light weapon

Reality-Bending Twin Light Blasters

twin abstract light blasters drawn as neon streaks, never real projectile weapons

How you fight
stylized movie pressure without real projectile tactics
Final move
freeze-frame stun-light burst into harmless comic knockback
Chest prizeSee how to unlock 0.1% drop chance
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Reality-Cube Maker Hammer weapon
God Mode Hammer

Reality-Cube Maker Hammer

Crafting hammer; clever, heavy, slapstick.

How you fight
Adds temporary block control, not hard lockdown.
Final move
Anvil-cube pop sends opponent flying comically.
Chest prizeSee how to unlock 0.1% drop chance
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Ripsaw Blast Relic weapon
God Mode Hybrid Ripsaw-Blaster

Ripsaw Blast Relic

Close-range chaos relic; brutal, loud, non-realistic.

How you fight
Adds explosive pressure but needs close spacing.
Final move
Ripsaw shockwave blast launches opponent safely.
Chest prizeSee how to unlock 0.1% drop chance
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Shadow Dominion Ring weapon
God Mode Cursed relic

Shadow Dominion Ring

a cursed golden ring aura that tempts reality itself

How you fight
small object, huge intimidation; stealthy turns and corrupted pressure
Final move
Ring aura expands into a dark crown-shaped shockwave that drops the opponent to one knee
Chest prizeSee how to unlock 0.1% drop chance
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Sky-Cutter Cable Blades weapon
God Mode dual cable blades

Sky-Cutter Cable Blades

paired short blades attached to cable-launch gauntlets

How you fight
Stand-up weapon pressure: flying slash angles, cable reels, midair cross-cut finisher. No autonomous summons, firearm realism, pins, or ground work.
Final move
Weapon-flavored finisher accent: flying slash angles, cable reels, midair cross-cut finisher; decisive, readable, non-gory.
Chest prizeSee how to unlock 0.1% drop chance
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Solar Judgement Crook weapon
God Mode solar crook staff

Solar Judgement Crook

gold solar crook staff that hooks, blinds, and judges; origin: Ra and Osiris royal crook symbolism. Original design only.

How you fight
Close-range spacing tool for clashes, parries, counters, recoil gags, and big readable hits; no firearm behavior.
Final move
Solar Judgement Crook finishes on gold solar crook staff that hooks, blinds, and judges; origin: Ra and Osiris royal crook symbolism. Original design only.
Chest prizeSee how to unlock 0.1% drop chance
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Star Ricochet Shield weapon
God Mode round shield

Star Ricochet Shield

round shield rebounds, heroic timing, no exact symbols

How you fight
shield-led boxing with fair openings
Final move
ricochet shield KO with clean bounce gag
Chest prizeSee how to unlock 0.1% drop chance
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Star-Forged Monkey Pole weapon
God Mode extending staff

Star-Forged Monkey Pole

star-iron extending pole with cloud-gold bands; origin: Sun Wukong's Ruyi Jingu Bang staff. Original design only.

How you fight
Close-range spacing tool for clashes, parries, counters, recoil gags, and big readable hits; no firearm behavior.
Final move
Star-Forged Monkey Pole finishes on star-iron extending pole with cloud-gold bands; origin: Sun Wukong's Ruyi Jingu Bang staff. Original design only.
Chest prizeSee how to unlock 0.1% drop chance
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Sun-Drum Rubber Mallet weapon
God Mode war mallet

Sun-Drum Rubber Mallet

oversized rubbery sun-mallet that bends, rebounds, and snaps back

How you fight
Stand-up weapon pressure: comedy windups, elastic smashes, arena-bounce hammer finale. No autonomous summons, firearm realism, pins, or ground work.
Final move
Weapon-flavored finisher accent: comedy windups, elastic smashes, arena-bounce hammer finale; decisive, readable, non-gory.
Chest prizeSee how to unlock 0.1% drop chance
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Sun-Eater Cosmic Board weapon
God Mode cosmic board

Sun-Eater Cosmic Board

silver surfboard glide, starfield trails, arrogant cosmic posing

How you fight
board-assisted aerial striking without untouchable flight
Final move
board rebound launches a non-gory cosmic KO
Chest prizeSee how to unlock 0.1% drop chance
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Thronebreaker Neon Axe weapon
God Mode axe

Thronebreaker Neon Axe

a double-edged neon axe built for huge overhead cinematic cleaves

How you fight
Fast prop-weapon pressure with readable openings and counters.
Final move
Optional final flourish with a double-edged neon axe built for huge overhead cinematic cleaves; decisive, funny, non-gory.
Chest prizeSee how to unlock 0.1% drop chance
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Thunder-Oath Hammer weapon
God Mode enchanted hammer

Thunder-Oath Hammer

lightning hammer silhouette, worthiness drama, thunder landings

How you fight
heavy hammer spacing and readable storm impacts
Final move
thunder hammer KO spark and arrogant recovery
Chest prizeSee how to unlock 0.1% drop chance
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Thunderbolt of the Sky Tyrant weapon
God Mode lightning javelin

Thunderbolt of the Sky Tyrant

javelin-shaped lightning bolt with storm-cloud recoil; origin: Zeus's thunderbolt. Original design only.

How you fight
Close-range spacing tool for clashes, parries, counters, recoil gags, and big readable hits; no firearm behavior.
Final move
Thunderbolt of the Sky Tyrant finishes on javelin-shaped lightning bolt with storm-cloud recoil; origin: Zeus's thunderbolt. Original design only.
Chest prizeSee how to unlock 0.1% drop chance
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Void Limit Gauntlets weapon
God Mode gauntlets

Void Limit Gauntlets

white-black gauntlets bending the air around every punch

How you fight
Stand-up weapon pressure: pressure-wall jabs, red-blue palm bursts, space-crush finisher. No autonomous summons, firearm realism, pins, or ground work.
Final move
Weapon-flavored finisher accent: pressure-wall jabs, red-blue palm bursts, space-crush finisher; decisive, readable, non-gory.
Chest prizeSee how to unlock 0.1% drop chance
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World-Tree Root Breaker weapon
God Mode living root club

World-Tree Root Breaker

colossal living root club with bark runes and cosmic leaf glow; origin: Yggdrasil, the World Tree. Original design only.

How you fight
Close-range spacing tool for clashes, parries, counters, recoil gags, and big readable hits; no firearm behavior.
Final move
World-Tree Root Breaker finishes on colossal living root club with bark runes and cosmic leaf glow; origin: Yggdrasil, the World Tree. Original design only.
Chest prizeSee how to unlock 0.1% drop chance
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