The Armory
Comedy Rice Paddle
For this battle, Comedy Rice Paddle replaces your fighting style and finisher with its own moveset.
Details
oversized rice paddle weaponized by pure disrespect
Common anime food gag weapon weapon. Start here, ascend from there.
This weapon replaces your selected fighting style and finisher for the battle.
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Public drop chance: 60%.
Fight profile
In battle
How this weapon fights
See its attack, defense, final move, and camera treatment.
Fight profile
Comedy Rice Paddle
- Fight style
- Stand-up weapon pressure: paddle slaps, spinning smacks, dinner-bell finisher. No autonomous summons, firearm realism, pins, or ground work.
- Attack
- Readable weapon strikes: paddle slaps, spinning smacks, dinner-bell finisher.
- Defense
- Guards, parries, spacing checks, deflections, and evasive resets.
- Final move
- Weapon-flavored finisher accent: paddle slaps, spinning smacks, dinner-bell finisher; decisive, readable, non-gory.
- On camera
- Weapon close-ups, arc trails, impact freezes, readable spacing.
- Drop chance
- 60%
Equipping this weapon gives you the moves above in place of your selected style and finisher.