The Armory

Drop your discipline. Pick up a god.

One weapon, one trade. Equip Comedy Rice Paddle and it tears out your fighting style AND your finisher and bolts its own combat identity in their place. Glorious. Irreversible mid-fight. Worth it? Only the highlight reel decides.

Weapon class paddle

Pay with Fame

Overrides Style + Finisher

Street paddle

Comedy Rice Paddle

Oversized rice paddle weaponized by pure disrespect. Paddle identity that sharpens combat without making it one-sided.

Pick this up and you drop your fighting style AND your finisher — the weapon takes the wheel and runs the whole show. Trade your entire identity for one glorious gimmick.

250 Fame

A weapon's edge is real power — its own battle edge and finisher edge get added to your dice and help decide who wins. You can't buy that with cash; you earn the weapon by fighting. The dice still bite, so no win is handed to you — but steel like this tilts it hard.

Short on Fame? Win battles or crack Chests in the Vault.

The trade-off

What it bolts on

The combat identity you're buying

This is the fighter the weapon turns you into — motion for motion, the second you equip it.

Override sheet

Comedy Rice Paddle

Combat identity: Stand-up weapon pressure: paddle slaps, spinning smacks, dinner-bell finisher. No autonomous summons, firearm realism, pins, or ground work.
Attack motion: Readable weapon strikes: paddle slaps, spinning smacks, dinner-bell finisher.
Defense motion: Guards, parries, spacing checks, deflections, and evasive resets.
Finisher signature: Weapon-flavored finisher accent: paddle slaps, spinning smacks, dinner-bell finisher; decisive, readable, non-gory.
Chest drop chance: 6000.0%

Equip this and the override is total: your old style and old finisher stay home. In their place, the weapon's own battle edge and finisher edge get added to your dice — a real, strong advantage that helps decide the fight. You earn it by fighting, never with cash.

Your dealer in steel

The Quartermaster cut you a deal

The Armory

Quartermaster Krund

Vendor

Pick up a weapon, you drop your discipline. Best trade in the coliseum — if your nerve holds.

“Pick up this weapon, you drop your discipline AND your finisher. Worth it? Only the highlight reel decides.”

Bring it to a battle

Where this goes next

Talk less. Equip the god. Render more.