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Office Ruler Blade
For this battle, Office Ruler Blade replaces your fighting style and finisher with its own moveset.
Details
a giant ruler blade for safe slapstick chops, desk-warrior swagger
A giant ruler blade makes desk-warrior swagger hit with gloriously safe slapstick force.
This weapon replaces your selected fighting style and finisher for the battle.
300 Fame to buy
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Public drop chance: 60%.
Fight profile
In battle
How this weapon fights
See its attack, defense, final move, and camera treatment.
Fight profile
Office Ruler Blade
- Fight style
- Precise prop-weapon pressure with readable openings and counters.
- Attack
- Precise swings, jabs, checks, and feints; leaves counter windows.
- Defense
- Blocks, parries, redirects, and spacing; never makes the fighter untouchable.
- Final move
- Optional final flourish with a giant ruler blade for safe slapstick chops, desk-warrior swagger; decisive, funny, non-gory.
- On camera
- Weapon silhouette, contact sparks, quick impact zooms.
- Drop chance
- 60%
Equipping this weapon gives you the moves above in place of your selected style and finisher.