The Armory
Printer Jam Baton
For this battle, Printer Jam Baton replaces your fighting style and finisher with its own moveset.
Details
a cursed office baton that jams the air with toner clouds
The Printer Jam Baton clouds the exchange in toner haze, turning office-furniture swings into cursed breakroom counterplay.
This weapon replaces your selected fighting style and finisher for the battle.
5,000 Fame to buy
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We'll bring you back to Printer Jam Baton before anything is charged or spent.
Public drop chance: 11%.
Fight profile
In battle
How this weapon fights
See its attack, defense, final move, and camera treatment.
Fight profile
Printer Jam Baton
- Fight style
- Chaotic prop-weapon pressure with readable openings and counters.
- Attack
- Chaotic swings, jabs, checks, and feints; leaves counter windows.
- Defense
- Blocks, parries, redirects, and spacing; never makes the fighter untouchable.
- Final move
- Optional final flourish with a cursed office baton that jams the air with toner clouds; decisive, funny, non-gory.
- On camera
- Weapon silhouette, contact sparks, quick impact zooms.
- Drop chance
- 11%
Equipping this weapon gives you the moves above in place of your selected style and finisher.